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just doing my best 💖

[emily may @emilykmay]

my parents never smoked and rarely drank but when I was ~17 my dad took up smoking a pipe and I still remember coming downstairs and seeing my dad smoking a pipe in the living room and I was like "are you smoking in the house???" and my dad said, "yes. I own the house"

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[Meeta Osita🧸🧹 V&U @MeetaVNU]

My parents and I are switching to a different internet service, and I knew they were supposed to be coming soon. I yelled downstairs from the top of the stairs “If the guy asks about wifi extenders say yes I would like to buy them!!” And my younger brother was like-

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

shoutout to cats who get their claw stuck and then get pissed that you helped them

[JACK ⚧︎ @lithophage]

having PTSD is kind of like this

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

SEE, I WAS IN THE TRENCHES

[27. @dimvji]

so this shyness thing doesn't go away with age huh

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I can’t be the only one that drinks coffee only for the taste. It does NOT keep me awake or focused. In fact I can drink a full cup and go to sleep immediately after…

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

oh to be a tiny cat whose biggest concern is the looming threat of being gently picked up and kissed on the head.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you heal so hard you do your hobbies again.

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Alexandra 🦢🫀⚢ @AlexAllenPoe]

Interesting how your guys’ time blindness never makes you early for anything

[horse @horseimage]

hungry..

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I’m so glad discovering music is endless

[27. @dimvji]

back where i belong (in bed)

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker