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NYC•love yourz•🇸🇻

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[✨☁️🎀 𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 🎀☁️✨ @emmamurabito]

I can think of a million reasons why this would be a horrible idea

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

A concert ticket should come with a t shirt, I stand by that.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"A cat that misbehaves is a cat who feels safe" I try to convince myself this while cleaning up my cats actual crimes against me and my house

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Owning multiple cats is basically running a tiny kingdom where everyone ignores the ruler and occasionally knocks something off a shelf to remind you who's really in charge.

[RudeOnion💀 @RudeOnion]

😂

[Softboy @softboywin]

my notes app be like:

Future baby names
Grocery list
Social Media Passwords
Tweets to post
FAFSA ID
Instagram captions
Random food order

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Scooby-Doo snoopy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When they’re cold and crunchy >>>>>

[Andres 🧢 @AndyX27_]

Así es como me imagino que está mi gato de la infancia en el cielo

[James Parker @panoparker]

I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[VigilanteSht @kochengoyen_69]

everyday

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

DUN DUN.

[🗡 vixen · ❄️ @waifuterf]

i totally agree as long as the DNA of all male fathers and children should be kept in a database to be routinely cross checked against DNA obtained from rape kits. full transparency for all 🥳