Village Cricketer

The village cricketer - full of enthusiasm, lacking in talent. Every team has at least one!

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

@felixwhite @Wongi95 This could also be a David Brent inspired game, "Is it Wong or is it White" - no idea of format but there's your title and theme song

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

@felixwhite @Wongi95 Should have gone for "Wong" & "White" on the back of the shirts

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

First league game of the season for many today.

Perfect day for that one bloke in the team, who considers himself an expert meteorologist and horticulturist

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

N̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶P̶o̶p̶e̶ Darren Stevens

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

My 12 year old bat, watching me buy another roll of tape

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

When dad comes home and takes you through his 2-46 ball by ball

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Our umpire would already have his arms outstretched, ready to call the wide

[Wisden @WisdenCricket]

😮

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

and today you're our number elev...

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Waiting for a reaction when someone gets triggered ☝️ #WillSmith #Oscars

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Inspirational

[Wisden @WisdenCricket]

An artist at work.

#WIvENG

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Didn't want it to come to this, but the 3rd XI captain left me with no choice

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Sad day. You were never far from a "Bowwwwling Shaaaaane!" in village cricket

RIP Shane Warne

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

"I scored 30-odd at the weekend" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Alright chaps, we've decided to play a time game today. We're bowling first

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Delighted to announce that Jarvo 69 has just been signed as our overseas player for next season

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Head over off stump ✅
Straight bat ✅
Showing the full face ✅

Showing the top order how it's done @jimmy9

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Anyone else watching their phone, anticipating a call up? #ENGvPAK

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Joining in the appeal, having been daydreaming at third man #Village

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Looks like another ill informed raincard.

How many jumpers do I own?

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Now preparing for wet game bingo this afternoon. Points for any of the following:

- "It'll blow through"
- "Drying wind"
- "It's dry underneath"
- Any mention of the water table
- "Give it another 30 minutes"
- Sawdust chat

[Village Cricketer @Vi111age]

Anyone else getting nervous that their raincard hasn't paid off?