Sony Nguyen

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[greg @greg16676935420]

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

It's a post-credit scene. Odysseus is in his home, walks through the doorway, and sees Samuel L. Jackson.

"You think you’re the only hero in the world? Odysseus, you've become part of a bigger universe, you just don't know it yet... We need to talk about the Iliad Initiative."

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

The throat for all is insane

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Nigga, is this a restaurant…BATTLE PASS?????????

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

How it felt as a white boy when Japan lost to Brazil

[eA boxxy @lsdpup]

The Bear has officially ended so i'd like to take a moment to remind everyone of the best thing to ever come from this show

[DRUSKI @druski]

The prequel to MICHAEL... 'JOE' 😂 COMING TO THEATERS SOON

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Subway is launching Hot dogs for a limited time in Canada

The SubDog contains 1,280 calories and uses the chain's signature bread

[Netflix Anime @NetflixAnime]

Welcome to a world that is as cute as it is terrifying. From MAPPA, JIMOTO SAIKO! (Working Title) is coming soon to Netflix.

[Harpsibored @harpsibored]

I'm telling my kids this was the World Cup

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

unbelievable timeline we live in

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

every time I go to deep ellum I gotta stop by The Spot and pay my respects

[marrtydom @marrtydom]

🚨KINGDOM HEARTS 4 HAS RESTARTED DEVELOPMENT

Interviewers were able to get a few words from Nomura:

“I deadass have no fucking clue what I’m doing anymore, at this point Square’s gonna hand this shit to Tabata, and he’s not even in the company anymore.”