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I'll think of a bio when I'm sober

[Shablowsk @virtuallyself]

after my wisdom tooth surgery i would hit my vape through my nose so i wouldn’t get dry socket

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@mikodolls

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The latest system update on my phone locked me out until I agreed to install the provider's AI onto my software.

That's just fucking invasive.

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@ragingxngxl There's a dude at my bar who is just chronically an absolute jackass until he gets enough booze in him.

Like the second he gets a buzz going he apologizes and becomes a genuinely nice dude to talk to.

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@themostazezo Too many salt n vinegar chips

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@puritanboywife

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Family's genuinely at war with eachother. Pray for me.

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@puritanboywife Wouldn't that be transfem or just feminine presenting?

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I could have gone to karaoke night with my ride or die homies but I fucked that up waiting on this guy.

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Mfs be like "How do you get used to being alone."

My buddy who lives around the corner said "Omw" two hours ago and just now updated me just to say he went to see his cousin.

When you get used to your friends being unreliable, that's how.

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@Inhundefender The guy had one of his victims open him up to a shot at redemption and he straight up said "No."

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https://t.co/QroIV1kh1K

THEY WANNA MAKE BEER TOO?!

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I wake up to a news report detailing that scientists found yeast in an old mummy.

THEY MADE BREAD OUT OF A MUMMY.

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Did anyone happen to get like five or six messages sporadically from Nikki at like 3am?

To this day I think Obsession has some of the best marketing in the business but I didn't expect Nikki to crash out on me like that

[beleth @3eleth]

Hunter Biden saw his first Twitter payout and decided the Blue Collar life was for him

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@LilithLovett You're a Killzone fan, that's all I need

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

God Bless Hunter Biden!

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@skramzgf Tell it to fuck off

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@Megatron_ron LORD MEGATRON ON THE TL?!