Jake 🪶

pasta and pathological breakdowns | future red wings Zamboni operator | opinions are my own

[Jake 🪶 @ViJakeller]

@jeremyfromga @Tesla Definition of boot licking 💀

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@charliekirk11 I wonder why he didn’t choose Popeyes, a restaurant that’s been doing the same thing since its founding? 🤔

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@space_univrs @elonmusk As Neil Tyson asked.

“If we have the technology to terraform Mars to become a legitimately habitable replacement for earth, we have the technology to SAVE earth as well”.

So why focus so much on mars?

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@MichaelEnglande @Nakmuayfarang0 @kirawontmiss Your brain is literal mush. Log off and touch grass pal.

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@atensnut And managing to add billions in government subsidies to his own companies in the process…from one form of laundering and theft to another…

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@Rothmus Now tell me how much of those government “savings” have been redirected into government subsidies for Elon’s private businesses

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@_Deez_Games Buy a PC, download mods

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@princip1099 @catturd2 Of course he does

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@WhiteHouse Trump prior to being elected:

“I WILL LOWER GROCERY PRICES ON DAY ONE!!! COST OF LIVING WILL BE SLASHED DAY ONE!!!”

Trump a month after being inaugurated:

“GULF OF AMERICA!!! ENGLISH AS OFFICIAL LANGUAGE!!! Wait, what did that guy say about eggs? Ah nvm, ZELENSKYY BAD!!!”

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@matt_vanswol @hodgetwins This is a WILDLY false claim lol

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@elonmusk Now show a video of a cyber truck trying to get out of 4 inches of snow

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@a_westgate God is either all loving or all powerful.

He cannot be both.

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@YDeezeMetaX @harryjsisson @elonmusk I can assure that, at least for active duty military, it has not only been deemed unnecessary, we’ve been given direct orders to NOT discuss what we’ve done in the past week, as Elon has little to no need to know for the mast majority of even CUI military operations.

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@elonmusk Tell me, how is this panning out with all the military members you sent this military to?

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@elonmusk Are you…bragging about now being able to maintain a decent relationship with someone?

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Dictators and authoritarians often looks at systems of checks and balances as a system of red tape or “bureaucracy” in this instance.

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@elonmusk @RealEdFriendly Remind me how this went for you when you tried to skip over checks, balances and the chain of command in the military?

Oh yeah that’s right, you were reminded that your title and position are made up gobbledygook

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@_RadiantMind @ayeejuju

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@GunnerLarsonCBS @eronharris 🙏🙏

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@woodwardsports Keep Zeitler on a 1-2 year deal, trade Glasgow and start Mahogany in that spot.