Vibav Patel

have a goodbye 👋

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

I want to milk her like my cow

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

What is a Billie Eilish and how many rupees does it cost

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

Grrrrrrr

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

Thank u @Drake I can now make love to my wife ! 🦉👍

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

My wife spent the night at her karate teachers house. Why does she need to learn karate so late at night?

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

Fuck James Harden!
Fuck Rahul!
Fuck My wife’s karate teacher!

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

Rahul texted me to get a margarita for cinco de mayo. when I arrived at Chili’s, Rahul was not there. That dirty dirty was with my wife slapping bellies at my studio apartment . Fuck you Rahul !!

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

Great googley moogley these gas prices are so high I will start riding my cow Santhapan to work

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

Depression can’t hit a moving target 🕺

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

Draaakkkkkeeeeeeeeeeee @Etrain_21

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@Etrain_21 The one in the middle is my wife’s karate teacher

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

Accidentally called my boss “mommy”.
My boss, Rahul, is 16 months younger than me and a man. I am in search for new opportunities

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

SYDNEY SWEENEY BOOBIES HOLY KRISHNA 🔥🔥🥘

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@IvankaTrump Your polka dots remind me of my Baba’s apron. He would make a spicy tiki in that apron. I miss my Baba and his apron.

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Sara Jay kind of morning 😌👌

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

#HottiesForHarris 🇺🇸

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@NjTank99 R u special? 💫

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I will not be making a statement at this time. 👍

[Vibav Patel @VibavP]

I didn’t even know Charlie was sick

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@katyperry Why did u and Legolas divorce? Could he not please you sexually style?