certifiedcee!

22 * #gsu24 * 🇲🇱

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept

[carrington 💋 @thelifeofcarri]

It should not cost me $600 to fly from houston to dallas. But everybody is rich so I guess that makes sense to yall.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

“thank you for your interest in this position, but we have decided to go in another direction”

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

taking yo breaks late as possible at work so you have less time when you get back >>>

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

[Softboy @softboywin]

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

[A. @Lexiiee_x]

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

[` @crestieyy]

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

wish a nigga

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

the only white person invited to my wedding is justin timberlake so he can perform mirrors and then be promptly escorted off the premises

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I hate it when I have the chance to go to bed early and I just keep messing around on my phone

[Victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

retweet if you were there

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

-music re-listener
-outfit repeater
-show rewatcher
-i know what i like

[LADE HERSELF @Thebiglade]

Adults who still watch cartoons. Retweet this.

[I'm @DEEHOLY_FATHER]

Those born in 1999-2004 got the perfect mix of old-school and modern. It's the greatest generation of all time.