Vicky

Budding Marine Engineer - oh the adventures!

[Vicky @Vicatops]

@drunkwomenpod my phone has had a weird glitch all day - it is in the form of a repeated split second clip of @Catiewilkins laughing. It hits at random times through the day, and it is haunting as hell 🤣🤣 scared me shitless the first time it happened!

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@taylorglennUK https://t.co/fEXc3bXqbz

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@taylorglennUK @drunkwomenpod @Catiewilkins Oh shit. You already know.

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@drunkwomenpod I’ve got a case for you - one that’ll make HG lose her shit - who wants it? 🤣 @taylorglennUK @Catiewilkins

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Does this look like a large dogs life jacket to you @amazon? 2/10 must try harder

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@dhlexpressuk I am in contact with someone via email - although even that isn’t going well. Day 5... text claims pick up will be between 16.36-17.36...let’s see. Thanks anyway Amrick.

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@dhlexpressuk this is getting ridiculous - this is the 5th day I’m waiting for collection of the same parcel... are your drivers okay??

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When we’re allowed out again, there are going to be clear divisions: people who worked out the entire time, and people who’ve eaten the entire time. Then those two categories will be divided into those who have a garden or not ie: the tanned and the pasty!

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@hitRECordJoe Literary Squid - I don’t remember why but my friends and I said it years ago and we all instant decided that it was destined to be a band name. For now though it’s the name of our WhatsApp group!

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@therealgokwan Tidy, smart. Something that shows effort. Maybe good shoes (poss brogues?), flattering jeans, and a shirt with the sleeves rolled up. A waist coat is the key though! 😍

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@CONC2020 I fucking knew it!!

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@CONC2020 Like a donkey - or I’ll eat my hat

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@CONC2020 Please no cock please no cock please no cock please no cock

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@CONC2020 No one saw that coming dude.

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@CONC2020 Jesus that’s a monster

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@CONC2020 100% packing

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@CONC2020 God I hope No Cock

[Vicky @Vicatops]

Watching #BeforeTheFlood by @LeoDiCaprio and @fisherstevensbk - heavy, but in-ignorable stuff. #ClimateChangeIsReal 🌎💚

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@KngHnryVIII Does she not know of whom she speaks?!

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Still waiting for the pap shots of me at #CannesFestival2017