The Jonestown Massacre proves that it’s true, you can kill 900 people, but you can’t kill an idea, especially if that idea is consuming a potentially lethal Kool-Aid concoction because all your friends are doing it. A 380 gram pineapple jar sugar rush will have you channelling the spirit of cult leader Jim Jones: “There is no Heaven up there, so we’re going to have to make Heaven down here. Dat bih gah”
Though Americans know nothing about football, these “soccer” fans are right to suggest that the U.S. has the best ultras in the world. After all, there was a secret CIA program dedicated to creating them running all through the 1950s and 60s. Due to ticket prices it looks like there’s hardly going to be anyone at this summer’s World Cup, besides one or two mind-control victims in the crowd awaiting activation. Their trigger phrase could be something like “We support the U.S.,” but, judging by this video, they won’t be able to hear it over the sound of hot dog wrappers swirling around the empty stadium and vultures screaming in the skies overhead, waiting for another player to collapse with heatstroke
@atwilkinson_ a healthy disregard for tradition has been important to and present in every generation since WWII at least. The over saturation... that feels closer to the crux
Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, the new issue of VICE features the first ever review from one of AI Homer's live shows—and an interview with the phenom himself. The identity of the reviewer?
Immediately after reading about the financial difficulties faced by “the world’s richest cat,” I saw a tweet (now deleted) suggesting that, in the future, Palantir will force us all to choose between two jobs: DJ or model—and that everyone else will be liquidated. Well, Choupette’s already through with fashion (Her $3 million-a-year feline modeling career slowed when the legendary designer was no longer there to “direct campaigns”). And this week it was announced that Juno Download is no more. So I’m just glad Karl Lagerfeld’s not here to witness what’s coming next
Adam Curtis thinks that it might be. Don't shout at us till you've got the full context: his 6,000-word interview with @deankissick, pulled from the pages of the spring 2026 issue of VICE magazine for your reading pleasure: https://t.co/IcuUqmgazo