ADAM

THE GREATEST LIVING WRITER
✍️ @vice

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

tfw you reach the cornflakes bit in My Struggle book 3

[VICE @VICE]

Last week, we made a throwaway joke about Lasse Lund, the man that users on X have dubbed “the White Indian,” and he called us “r******d” then sent us this photo of himself as a kid:

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

@itsD3lay 2 fake 2 spurious

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

???

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

nothing could have prepared me for who this tweet is about

[palis low block at the san siro 🔜 @volvicstorm98]

In this way, he was truly the XXXTentacion of his time,

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

@Pontifex Dont back down mate

[VICE @VICE]

POV: You’re at any post-pub afterparty in Hackney 2014-2019, the borough now an interzone of chizzed-out box-T deep-house Essex boys and bewildered international students who came for the classes and stayed for the ketamine, gyrating in haunted rooms with the lights down and the curtains drawn and conversation as spasmodic as the “dancing.” The rapport’s down to crumbs that dissolve on your fingers and the sun is coming up as the traffic outside gets louder. Work started two hours ago. Do you answer your boss’s call and let the real world win? Or just one more round of “fuck, marry, kill”?

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

HUMAN WRITTEN 100% 🤪

[VICE @VICE]

there is no one better at chugging back the demoralizing ephemera and glorious crap of the internet than @damsmithwriter https://t.co/TBw6AyRzob

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

recreating buddhism from first principles

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

True, but the highest plane of self attainment is the knowledge that “having a personality” is overrated and for fools

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

me when i'm feeding the ducks

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

Russel Crowe knows how to deal with rabid vultures who swarm him for an autograph.

"Don't fucking push in on me. As soon as somebody's a dick, I'm gone. I'll come to you. Clear??"

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

@nocontextfm1 we missed Son lifting loads of spurs trophies cos of this

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

@NathanAClark sunday times siding with the super rich no matter the situation lmao

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

@JacoCats he's a clogger but god he scores some big goals

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

#coys staying in the epl like

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: JESUS CHRIST RETURNING THIS YEAR?

4% chance. The odds have risen.

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

@dash_eats a great movie tbf

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

@NathanAClark lol i'm still in shock at how bad he was

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

like a fkng legend

[ollybot @ollyrobot]

exactly what you’d expect a guy really into this film to look like tbh

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

the people have spoken

[VICE @VICE]

After waking on Friday morning, I’d managed the rare achievement of going one full hour without checking my phone. When I eventually did, I was disturbed to find a message from my editor asking what I thought of “the new Drake.”

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

@pokeefe1 @ianjk23 they deserved a draw yesterday, but they're fairly toothless imho

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

@NathanAClark what a time to be alive

[ADAM @damsmithwriter]

@trndytrndy where can i hear the full version?