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[Vice @ViceOZK]

@DeptofWar

[Vice @ViceOZK]

@PeteHegseth @POTUS @VP @SecVetAffairs @JennyHegseth @dieworkwear Break this down for me, please. What is happening here?

[Vice @ViceOZK]

Wait, they actually shot them straight into their living room 🤣🤣🤣

[Vice @ViceOZK]

Could you imagine just being a gangbanger thinking you're the hottest shit because your country doesn't have an army, then an actual army of a foreign country shows up and straight up fires rockets into your living room? 😂

Happy the Haitians are finally getting some relief.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Nou kenbe pwomès nou…

Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a.

Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen.

Ala lach yo lach! 🥲

[Vice @ViceOZK]

@TheAKGuy No matter our politics, let's agree math sucks.

[Vice @ViceOZK]

> Posts a graph saying 'objectively incorrect'
> Graph objectively shows he did 'below average'

TFW You can't read a graph, lost a Safe R seat and are still trying to come up with zingers.

[Vice @ViceOZK]

@TheAKGuy That was my initial interpretation too, then I see that the dashed line is the 'mean' performance of the other candidates. So while you were above performance vs Abbott, you were below the mean compared to the other candidates. So we were both wrong, and both correct? 😂

[Vice @ViceOZK]

@TheAKGuy And, in fairness to you, it wasn't much lower than average. But still funny 😅

[Vice @ViceOZK]

Dear vending machine companies:
Putting different flavors of the same item in the same row is dumb. Lets say I want sour skittles. I see they're there, but behind normal skittles. So now I either have to buy two packs of skittles or wait. Come on.

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

Since when is working within the system's constraints illegal in any way?

[Thomas Unise @thomasunise]

Jensen Huang after learning about the Chinese honeypot scandal

[Vice @ViceOZK]

@dieworkwear "You see a breast pocket would imply that I have breasts. I do not have breasts, I am not a woman. I am Stephen Miller." - Stephen Miller probably.

[Vice @ViceOZK]

9.74 for at least 10 actual meals worth, no splitting.

[Vice @ViceOZK]

My mom would unironically do crap like this to try and save money, not stopping to realize that she could have just gone to the store and bought the ingredients for less and then have more for later in the week.

This isn't a life hack, it's just being bad with money.

[Francine @Francin28577060]

Teaching how to split a McDonald’s breakfast meal between four kids.

[Vice @ViceOZK]

Did he already resign?

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Dana White:

On to the next chapter.

[Vice @ViceOZK]

So you're telling me you just bring cardboard cutouts of your opponent to a shooting range to just admire??

Ok 🤣🤣🤣

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@CranjisMcBeff The election is over, you fuckheads can stop making shit up now

[Vice @ViceOZK]

@LordOf_Drakes @RazorFist @The_King_Trout Y'all I don't think this is the brag you mean it to be.

[Vice @ViceOZK]

@ShapeshifterOS @TheAKGuy @katy4congress Winning

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator

[Vice @ViceOZK]

@TheAKGuy >Runs in an R +7 District
>Has a 60%+ Win chance on all the markets
>Campaign strategy is basically just fat jokes
>Loses by 17 points

[Vice @ViceOZK]

@TheAKGuy @katy4congress Bro was too busy coming up with zingers he forgot to run a campaign