vice Regent Weasel

I'm a dragon puppet, the weasel thing is purely a ceremonial title.
I work in online billing stuff, which is pretty impressive for a dragon puppet.

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@gorycoryhorror Dude, you're 20 and now get a Johnny Carson reference. That's like two generation old pop culture.
Props to you for learning history.

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@JewelKnightJess “Our Earth is degenerate in these later days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching.” ~2800 BC tablet

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@RobofRobington @VictorK1862 @seelcudoom @BitsHammer Space vampires with magic second-hand PTSD that manifests like demonic possession.
This is all very scientific, I assure you.

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@RobofRobington @VictorK1862 @seelcudoom @BitsHammer Blood Angels go through literally none of that, they just get tossed into a gold coffin, going in twisted and stunted, and a while later fully formed, perfect astartes pop out.
Science?

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@Gonders At one point I zoomed way in on a battle in Total War 3 between Dwarfs and humans, and heard an outraged cry of "He headbutted me in the groin!"
Dunno why he calls that to mind.

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@AstronomerIvica @petrovicsrb @World_At_War_6 @nexta_tv Even if you had no idea which ten of the six thousand were the ones that would probably work?

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@wolf25882 @WH40kbestof You're gonna need a bigger marine.

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@petrovicsrb @World_At_War_6 @nexta_tv Had the strongest nuclear arsenal in the world.
Nuclear fission material needs to be completely replaced every ten years, and considering the 90s happened in Russia, I'd be astonished if that budget hadn't turned into dachas and yachts.

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@kurishi My fellow nerds at work found each other and we're now doing a paintalong, all painting the same model to share techniques. Best team building exercise ever.

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@brokenbottleboy Look, pundits, we get it, that whole "Bill Clinton was the first black president" thing was really big and memorable.
It was a one-time thing. Stop trying to make it happen again.

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@BitsHammer Ah, yes, America's teats.

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@kidder1977 @AlexRaptor94 @oryxspioenkop I figure it's hard to gauge because the thing is actually so much bigger, higher and faster-moving than it looks at a glance.

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@mwalsh8675309 @TheDeadDistrict @MalcolmNance Well played, sir.

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@nexta_tv He looks like someone is trying to form a https://t.co/zCkugqXfEU Bulk and Skull but haven't sourced a Skull yet.

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@jeff_kaye @IAPonomarenko Right. It's now an internal Canadian thing that we will deal with. One of ours screwed up and we're taking responsibility, handling it and not letting it get in the way of more important things.

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@Bhaal_Spawn A friend spent months painting the Heroquest re-issue and gave it to me with the express goal of getting the next generation into adventuring.
It's become one of my daughter's favorite things, especially with the gender-swapped new character models :D

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@IwriteOK The most dangerous man I ever met once told me a story about his stable of cage fighters getting in a bar fight. A bouncer had one of his boys in a headlock, so he stepped up behind him, and... politely asked the bouncer to stop and promised they'd leave.
It worked.

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@PushinUpRoses And did the first one have an absolutely awful PC game where you awkwardly piloted the statue of liberty down a maze of streets, crushing cars underfoot?
I think not. Clear winner.

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@leonidragozin Whose watch?

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@pkamaev @YuliaTymosha Ah yes, the UN, famous for its flawless record on recognizing genocides. I guess there had to be someone out there who considers them worth listening to on this.