General Rhody

Field General under W&L Command: tasked with Perimeter Attack & Development. Former Aerial attack coordinator for the RC Wildcat division. Devoted historian.

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
I write this missive from the trail as we cut through northern Carolina. Truly this is a barren land. The scouts report we shall encounter a rogue detachment of Quakers near sundown. Lord willing we shall knock the oats loose and get back to Rockbridge forthwith.

-R

[Washington & Lee University Football @Generals_Fball]

The Generals battled hard and came out on top with a 28-26 win over Hampden-Sydney. In a game where every play mattered, we made the one that counted. #B16 #GWD

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
It would appear the tigers have scampered back eastward with tucked tails, or so the scouts report. We turn our attention now to a sect of Quakers on our southern border; the men’s resolve is strong and our spirits are high.

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
I have flown in the air, traveled the desert, and crossed raging waters to reach the land of San Antonio. In these times I hold the words of those who came before: we’d rather die in the ditches than surrender this post to the enemy. Sam Houston was a son of Virginia!

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
I apologize for the lateness of this missive, but our foray against the shipbuilders took us out to sea where our pony express lost efficacy. Although victorious, a new foe on the Balcones Escarpment at the headwaters of the San Antonio River has demanded our attention.

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
Betwixt counting fowl in the sunlight and stars in the dark, Friday’s 7 hour march felt short. Rations of fried turkey shins brought great joy to the men, while the night was punctuated with reports of seagulls on the move; our uniforms are crisp & our men stand ready.

[Washington & Lee University Football @Generals_Fball]

Did someone say blue end zones?? #GoB16

[Washington & Lee University Football @Generals_Fball]

Today on Wilson Field, the Generals will host the Cape Charles Bowl of the Chesapeake Challenge. The last game of the 2023 season will be at 12 EST. vs the Lycoming Warriors! Tune In!!

#ALLINALLTHETIME

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
Despite a scorched earth policy implemented by Lycoming, the men have drilled this week with the intensity expected of veterans nearing the end of their campaign. We have drilled in ash, drilled in smoke, and today we will chase 9 victories by drilling into the Warriors

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
It would appear that my initial communication was lost in the wilderness. As it stands, the Hornets we encountered north of our lines proved to be of little concern. The men return home, triumphant.

-R

[Washington & Lee University Football @Generals_Fball]

After 10 tackles, 1.5 sacks, and a PBU in our win over Bridgewater, Hunter Hawk has been selected for the D3 Team of the week! Congratulations!!

#ALLINALLTHETIME

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
It appears a detachment of Bridgewater’s Eagles have roosted nearby. I’ve dispatched a number of our veterans to handle them as I have the utmost faith in their abilities & this may be their last engagement so close to home before their time in our ranks is at an end.

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
We plan to make the most of today. There is naught else to say.

-R

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
There are reports of tigers encroaching upon our boarders. Tigers. In North America. I hesitate to speculate how this importation came to pass, but I blame the British. Nevertheless, the men departed with high spirits on a breakfast of acorns and squirrel brain gravy.

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
Please pardon the late posting of my weekly pronouncement. Panthers prowling the premises have perniciously preoccupied our personnel seeking to plunder the pantry. Potent plans are in place to prevent further pandemonium. Post battle pontification to follow posthaste.

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

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[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
It would appear the Quakers are in need of revival - this past test brought forth much vile communication and ever worsening personal affronts during our rout of their forces. I myself counted no less than 5 ungentlemanly interactions. Nonetheless, we are on to Ferrum.

[General Rhody @ViceZork]

General,
Our scouts report sighting of cougars amidst the picket lines. This cannot stand. I have dispatched a detachment of our fighting men to deal with this incursion, and they will take the fight into their den this night in order to safeguard our position.

-R