Bengaluru neighbour drama: Male cat got neighbour’s female cat pregnant → 4 kittens born.
Angry lady dumps the litter at his door yelling “Your cat’s kids, you take care!”
Poor daddy cat hides inside, nervously watching the fight like “I did nothing 😿”
Police called to settle it😭
Indian men are going bald at 25, gaining belly fat at 28, and getting fatty liver at 32.
Nobody connects the dots.
- Hair thinning at 25
- Belly appearing at 28
- Fatty liver on a blood test at 32
- “Borderline sugar” by 35
- BP medication by 40
You’re treating each one like a separate problem. It’s not. It’s the same body. Same lifestyle. Different stages.
1. The hair was the first warning - He notices the hair at 25.
Buys a ₹1,500 shampoo. Tries oils. Tries serums. Nobody tells him to check his stress, his sleep, his iron, his D3. It wasn’t the shampoo. It was a body running on cortisol, zero protein, and 4 hours of sleep since college.
2.He notices the belly at 28 -
Joins a gym. Goes 3 weeks. Does cardio. Doesn’t change what he eats. Quits. Blames metabolism. It wasn’t metabolism. It was 5 years of Swiggy, sugary chai 4 times a day, and 12 hours of sitting.
3.He gets a blood test at 32 because his company forced it.
Fatty liver. High triglycerides. Borderline sugar. Doctor says “lifestyle changes.” He nods. Moves on. Nobody told him the belly fat at 28 was already doing this - dumping fat into his liver silently for years.
4.He’s on medication by 40 and calls it “family history.”
It never ran in the family. It walked there. Slowly. Through every skipped meal, every 2 AM sleep, every Swiggy order, and every blood test he postponed for 10 years.
The 25-year-old losing his hair and the 40-year-old getting a stent have more in common than they think.
They just met the same lifestyle at different stages.
Your body doesn’t break overnight. It sends warnings for years. The hair was the first one. Most men just bought a shampoo and moved on.
In 2017, Hrithik requested the makers of Koffee with Karan to appear on the show with his co-star Yami Gautam to promote his film Kaabil.
He was told he could come alone because Yami wasn’t considered an A-list actress. Hrithik refused the offer, good on him.
After Dhurandhar 1 became a blockbuster, Karan Johar called himself a fan of Yami Gautam for life for her role in Haq. And yesterday, he hugged her at an event in Mumbai.
Not that she needed his validation or was striving for it, but it only shows that success is the best revenge. Achieving personal, professional, or financial greatness is a far more powerful response to insecure doubters and critics than seeking direct retaliation.
One day, a husband telephones his wife, but his daughter answers...
"Hello!"
"Hey, honey, this is daddy. Is mummy near the phone?"
"No, daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Jake."
"But you don't have an uncle Jake, sweetie..."
"Uh, yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mummy right now."
"Ok, honey, I need you to go near the bedroom and shout 'Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway' and then come back and call me."
A few minutes later, the daughter calls back.
"I did it, daddy."
"Well, what happened?"
"Mummy got scared, started running around, tripped and hit her head on the corner of her bed, and now she isn't moving."
"Oh my gosh. And what about Uncle Jake?
"He too got scared, jumped out of the window into the swimming pool, but he forgot you took out the water last week, and now he isn't moving as well."
"Wait a minute, my house doesn't have a swimming pool. Wait, is this 01865 439 520?"
महत्वपूर्ण जानकारी
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यह केवल दो पन्नों का महत्वपूर्ण दस्तावेज़ है। सभी वाहन चालकों से अनुरोध है कि इनकी कॉपी निकालकर अपने गाड़ी में सुरक्षित अवश्य रखें।
इन पन्नों में स्पष्ट रूप से उल्लेख है कि यदि वाहन पर फास्टैग नहीं लगा है या किसी कारणवश फास्टैग से भुगतान सफल नहीं हो पाता, तो चालक से टोल शुल्क का दुगना नगद भुगतान लिया जा सकता है। लेकिन यदि भुगतान यूपीआई के माध्यम से किया जाए, तो नियमानुसार केवल टोल राशि का 1.25 गुना ही देय होगा।
अक्सर देखा गया है कि टोलकर्मी फास्टैग न होने पर यूपीआई से भुगतान स्वीकार नहीं करते, या यूपीआई से भी दुगनी राशि लेकर नगद की रसीद दे देते हैं। यही स्थिति विवाद और झगड़े का मुख्य कारण बनती है।
इसलिए अपने अधिकारों की जानकारी रखें और आवश्यकता पड़ने पर इन दस्तावेज़ों का सहारा लें।
~ साभार: @NCIBHQ
🚨Very important information:
If someone’s mobile phone is lost, they should go to the Government of India’s Central Equipment Identity Register (https://t.co/EtdeTXyPmQ) and submit the details.
If that phone is being used anywhere in the country, the police will receive an alert. In the Meerut range, this technology has helped recover around 5,000 phones this year.
The DIG of Meerut, UP Range, Kalanidhi Naithani, is explaining the full details of CEIR. EXCELLENT 👏👏
I have better offter for you ma'am .
One Psychiatrist appointment in Ahmedabad: ₹5000
You need atleast 20 : 20×5000 = ₹1,00,000
Agra pagal khana admission : ₹5000 lifetime
One way ticket (Ahmedabad > Agra) : ₹1500
Total : ₹6500
Total profit : ₹93,500
A senior guy working in retail told me this last year:
When Dussehra and Diwali come in same month, the spend is lower vs when Dussehra comes in October and Diwali in November.
Reason - people have only one salary to spend on both the occasions when they come in same month vs two salaries if they come in two months.
I had never thought about Diwali spending this way.