victoria haddad

i'm probably the least funny person

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

Just lied and told my mom I’m on Monmouth rd because I couldn’t handle being on that phone call any longer

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

@marv_sun @eddie__turner You win some you lose some 🤷‍♀️

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

Name something worse than realizing that your water bottle cap is slightly open and your sheets are now soaking wet all night

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

@SophiaRofe Ur iconic

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

@SophiaRofe Shuttttttt up

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

@MosheDweck That's my gaz

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

@MosheDweck Babe be original

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

Ghislaine Maxwell is the most disgusting woman living on the planet right now

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

Making a petition to discontinue single-ply toilet paper

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

There's no feeling like that first sip from a cold Poland spring bottle after a trip

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

I can't understand how we have the technology to create AI robots but there's still no cell service in the battery tunnel

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

God bless whoever created rate my professor

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

When you're texting someone and they put do not disturb on in the middle of the conversation 🫠

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

Miss the days when my only responsibility was making sure my puffles on club penguin were fed

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

It blows my mind how everyone's defense is "Israel cut off Gaza's food, water, and electricity" but they fail to mention that Israel had been kindly giving them essentials because their own government won't provide them

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

Only a genocidal terrorist organization is capable of such horrors.

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

@eddie__turner @DavidRDweck Let's hear it

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

They really thought "what's the worst possible way to dispense salt" and created this stupid large box

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

Remember when we were little and our idea of fun was ubering to kith in soho and then spending the rest of the day walking around until our feet were numb

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

I would rather die than drive on Coney Island avenue

[victoria haddad @Vichadd1]

January me wouldn't believe half the shit that happened to me this year