Victoria Q

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

happy valentines day I just bought myself toilet paper that I desperately needed because I have been using the bathroom at the gym for several days

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

We’re all set for the game tonight!
#EdmontonOilers #LetsGoOilers #NHL @OilersNation @EdmontonOilers

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

a memoir about my life would be called "Crying at the Office"

[Zachary🌲 @zackwcole]

It’s inspiring to hear the impact that funds provided by community forests have made in the rural Kootenays. Thanks to the community of Nakusp, Nacfor and the @BC_CFA for hosting an amazing conference! Thanks to all who stopped by the @Silvacom booth and spoke with us!

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

Honk me into submission

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

God I hope I never hit a horse with my car

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

YOU need to darn YOUR ass!

[Underwhelming Facts @QuiteWhelming]

Nobody knows how many penguins have vomited today.

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

I can see my lego head for what it is

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

Big sandwich energy

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

Day 8 of 2021 and my sweatpants are now assless

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

My life feels like that point in the math test where you just start calculating ur grade instead of answering the questions

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The Christmas tree, severed from its roots and constrained by heavy lights, serves as a cruel warning to my houseplants.

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

Literally just had to pop a Xanax to check my email

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

I have only consumed cbd beverages today and I live in a bog

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

That’s the ugliest pair of flesh pants I’ve ever seen

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

Just dug my last Celery they are a bit dirty so I will just roast the hearts Mmmm delicious cheers

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

Never have I ever had a sexual dream about excel 🙄

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

Edmonton is the dry humping capital of Canada because it’s too cold to take your clothes off here

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

you throw up in your mouth again babe?

[Victoria Q @VickiQL]

9:30 am and I have eaten a half pound of bologna 🙃