VICTORIA

Most of my tweets are meant to be read as if i’m saying them into a confessional camera.//

Remain a kind heart ♥.

[🎰 @maplemartini]

best part of the world cup so far has been when the camera pans to an arsenal player and the commentators talk about how they won the league

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

If you add Manchester United’s 13 years without a league title to Chelsea’s 9 years without a league title you get 22 and 22 is exactly the number of days since Arsenal won the Premier League title.

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Let’s talk about something as basic as gloves. One of the culture shocks I had in Germany is that in every patient’s room kuna 3 boxes of gloves in different sizes. Sometimes the healthcare workers will change gloves upto 5x when dealing with a single patient. Saa hiyo the most common phrase you’ll hear in KNH is “unawaste gloves/something else” and usually, the one or 2 boxes rotating in a ward are in the custody of a nurse and you have to walk around to find them or ask to get a pair. Mind you we’re not talking about a specialized medical device. Basic gloves.
But apparently we’re capable of handling another country’s epidemic.

[WTF @mrwtffacts]

⚠️ In 2022, a UK mum at 31 weeks pregnant suddenly became allergic to her own baby.

It started with unbearable itching on her belly, then hours later her entire body exploded in red spots and huge painful blisters.

Her skin literally peeled off in agony.

Fiona was in so much pain she couldn’t even hold her newborn son, Barney.

Diagnosis: Pemphigoid Gestationis - an ultra-rare autoimmune disease (1 in 50,000 pregnancies) where her immune system mistook the baby’s placental proteins as invaders and attacked her own skin.

Thankfully, after heavy steroids she recovered and is now living happily with young Barney.

But with a 50% chance of it returning in future pregnancies Fiona has taken the difficult decision: no more kids.

[Nhlakanipho Madondo @niphomadondo]

except morocco.

fuck morocco as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew.

[Myron J Clifton @AuthorMJClifton]

At first I thought it was weird but after seeing a few I think he totally nailed this.

This is awesome art & creativity

[Kelvin Omukungu @KOmukungu]

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[Wambui K. Collymore @WambuiKamiru]

Our parents are being conditioned to think young people are unruly. So that the message that we need to tame our youth sits better than our youth are fighting for us.

[Mr.Reliable @RealEdwin_88]

Early in the morning uko Maperas

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Oh hell yeah… little girl needed clarification…🤣”Which end”

[h. 🏆 🇸🇳🇧🇦🇧🇷🇨🇻 @hxy4t]

I think Ben White has forgotten his instagram password

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

i love my mom dearly but i've never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

@HughVee I think anyone can swim if they truly wanted. You just need to access a part of your brain that was a sperm 😭

[Mack @whatMackSays]

Who names their child Meza?🤷‍♂️

[Mwawasi 🏆 EPL CHAMPIONS @Mwawasi__]

World cup naenda bila team full time job ni ku hate Ronaldo sisi Messi fans kazi iliisha 2022

[Ifeoluwani @Philopearl_Afc]

Rival fans are fuming because Arsenal fans aren’t angry at Gabriel 😂🤣. Instead of turning on him, we’re flooding him with love and support. What a fanbase🥹🥰🥰🥰

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

A street party for the champions unlike anything north London has ever seen - what a day, what a season.

🔴⚪️

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

This is dark 😂😂😂

[Half-Time Hooks @HalfTimeHooksTV]

LOOOOOOL

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases