Sleepy Sleeperson

*breathing sharkily*

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

Trying to watch Dad's Army but can't hear the telly cuz mums watching a video of a bloke nail gunning his foreskin on full volume

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I don’t think all the people who are saying “if you don’t want to be a nurse then leave” realise that’s exactly what’s happening. 40,000 nurses left the workforce last year - who’s going to replace them if we don’t improve pay and working conditions?

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

A body will remain at rest until there's a good enough reason to move

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

How embarrassing to be human.

[Daisy Haggard @daisy_haggard]

Oh my god I love a nap.

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

@UMO Fried cheese

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

@EmergencyQbot I've been corrected, it's Soo. In my defense I couldn't read or spell back then.

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

@EmergencyQbot Sue

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

I bought a tin of Mac and cheese in for lunch today, it tastes like sick, it's more acidic than salty? Why?

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

Been kickin it with my diabetic pal from work so much I'm getting adverts for new blood glucose sensors on YouTube

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The people’s champion.

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

😬😬😬

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

This fun

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

Eurovision had no effect on me this year at all

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

Been playing Kena bridge of spirits, bought for me by my lovely fella. Unfortunately I fear this game will be the death of me

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

This is on the front page at work. How spicy are those burgers?

[Sleepy Sleeperson @VickyCustard]

I've just made a very very thick concentrated soup which I plan on portioning out daily at work for my lunches and topping up with hot water. I've got a pack of croutons too. I feel like a genius.

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

the aquatic urge to rip off chunks of my opalescent flesh and just give them out

[Simon of Romford @PeopleOfUK]

Please remember that...