all my tweets are about wearing nice little outfits
— fair wages to buy nice outfits
— housing to store those outfits
— free healthcare so you can wear outfits
— dealing with climate change so you can wear cool jackets
— walkable cities so people can admire your outfits
Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
Important January Days.
2 World Introvert Day
3 Festival of Sleep Day
4 National Spaghetti Day
5 Bird Day
12 Tea Day
13 Skeptics Day
15 Bagel Day
20 Penguin Awareness Day
21 Squirrel Day
21 Hugging Day
23 Pie Day
24 Compliment Day
31 January is Over Day
@luketonge@Lisa_Maltby@EveWarren1@LozIves @bowyerjane @lauraboast Right by Piccadilly station there is Pollen, Ducie St Warehouse, North Star Cafe, Idle Hands, Takk. If you’re willing to walk a bit further, Siop (Welsh for ‘shop’) will bring huge January cheer. 🍩
Happy is listening to my friends on the way home from a night out, with deep sincerity, enthusiastically and unashamedly, debating the comfiest attire and top hangover food for a very deep chill the next day.