Never play poker with cows.
The steaks are too high.
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Never confide in a vacuum cleaner.
They are always gathering dirt.
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Lynne and I are excited to be presenting at the Aspires Mental Health Event on November 1st. Join us as we share strategies on how to promote mental wellbeing using healthy lifestyle approaches coupled with conventional treatments.
Register here. https://t.co/vZrMAI9N5e
Today's joke is brought to you by Linda Dombrowski.
Why did the art thieves run out of gas as they drove away from the museum?
Because they had no money to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with very limited memory.
Just one byte and everything crashed.
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Lynne can't remember the password she created yesterday, but...
can remember what I said on the 14th of December 2011 at 6:44pm.
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I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator.
I can put off a bunch of stuff all at the same time.
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I found out why the ocean is so salty.
The land never waves back.
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What's more impressive than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
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Lynne threw some Omega3 capsules at me today.
It's ok though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
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My friend told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.
Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one capital.
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Lynne sent me to the store to pick up 6 cans of Sprite.
I made a mistake and picked 7Up.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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Shoutout to everyone who got through yesterday without taking a nap!
Pulled an all-dayer!
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Having a little nap on the sofa before taking myself up to bed for my main sleep.
I call that a snors d'oeuvre.
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I was cryogenically frozen for a while, then somebody woke me up early.
I really lost my cool.
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Want to hear a roof joke?
It's on the house.
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