Victor Jovanovic

Charging up since ‘94

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Ordering two beers at the bar instead of one

[Andrew Wilkinson @AndrewWilk72]

We all know @MLBTheShow lacks attention to detail but re-creating one of the worst moments in American History during Twins opening day ceremony takes the cake… 😳
@ScrawnySlugger
@TheAntOrtiz
@DaddyDimmuTv
@YourFriendKyle_
@littlemann17
@TheScann

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Cardi B is real asf for doing Batista’s entrance at her concert 😭😂 She really knows ball

[Victor Jovanovic @VictorJovanovic]

LeBron James to sign a 1-year league minimum with the Minnesota Timberwolves, as per @bigsphil

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Victor Jovanovic @VictorJovanovic]

Legacy game for my Chargers social media tonight. The wife’s friend Gary hopes they don’t go low with a Vrabel edit

[Willy @wwillyyyyy]

Jon Moxley x Beabadoobee

[𝔻𝕖𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕝 @WfromDeBall]

I can’t even begin to fathom what this is supposed to mean but I’m retweeting anyway.

[𝔴𝔲𝔩𝔣𝔰𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔢 ⫘⫘⫘ ⟢ @faerylfangs]

Me playing any open world game

[Victor Jovanovic @VictorJovanovic]

@ChrisserCamp Nice try diddy

[George Ferman @Helios_Movement]

Every time one of my friends with a P.H.D sends me something WILDLY retarded i send them this.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Moe looks so cute here. Happiest he’s ever been, really thinks he’s got a shot at a life with Midge

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I want travel reviews from the woman that dug a tunnel under her house and only from the woman who dug a tunnel under her house

[NWord Scissorhands𓂆 @Otaku_Fish]

Reassuring your dog that Jamiroquai isnt real and cannot hurt you

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

This won’t make much sense to future generations, but there really was a time in this country when the deli sandwich was totally inexplicably talked about like Ozempic is today.

[ramonpang @RamonPang]

god this has to be one of the craziest sample flips in electronic music history

and of course its from The Prodigy

[ramonpang @RamonPang]

i've been doing this transition from Outkast into this post-punk classic for the last 10 years and it still hits 🥲🥲🥲