Victor Meldrew

The grumpiest man in Britain. I'm channeling spirit of Victor, not impersonating him.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

I feel asleep. Fuck me it's 4 years later!

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

@derek_trotter I was supposed to be but I didn't believe it.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

I've just noticed I have a follower! And they can spell! Maybe things are looking up.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

If the spelling's as bad as some I won't know what you're on about anyway.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

If you make too many spelling errors I won't follow you no matter what you write about...

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

No one's perfect but some of the errors actually make the tweet not make sense! Does no one proof read before they send?

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

I've been reading other peoples' tweets to see who is worth following and have been amazed at spelling errors! ...

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

I think I've finally got the hang of the iPhone though.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

I'm not very good at keeping this Twittering up. Anyway, Christmas and New Year were both crap and the economy is depressing.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

At the inlaws tomorrow. They want us there for way too long and hardly drink. We won't get a Christmas just for us this year.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

Why is packaging so hard to get into? I almost had sugar all over the kitchen floor.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

Thirteen updates eh? That's unlucky. Fourteen now. That's better.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

I think I'm addicted to Twitter already. It's bound to cause arguments over Christmas.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

I'm ripping my CDs with iTunes so I have some music on my phone. It's taking bloody ages! I'll still be doing at New Year at this rate.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

I've found a suitable photo too. I'll probably get sued by the BBC now.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

I've changed my username to something more appropriate. It's what my wife calls me. Why didn't I think of that when I signed up?

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

Everyone's gone out and left the washing up to me again. They know I'll do it because there are no teaspoons left.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

The iPhone keyboard is getting on my nerves. I hope I get used to it.

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

It's like 'HiFi' you morons. Or do you pronounce that as 'hiffy'? Do you want a 'dobly' with that?

[Victor Meldrew @VictorMeldrew]

I'm not that technical (I has trouble signing up for Twitter) but it annoys me no end when people pronounce 'wifi' as 'whiffy'...