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And Megan just lost 2048...

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Finally we can clear some space in the internet by deleting all those Leo memes

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@treatshepardson that's interesting because everything I've tweeted so far has been from my "drafts" folder

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@treatshepardson perhaps it was written before for instance

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@treatshepardson but are you now?

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@treatshepardson incorrect

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@BunchOfSkeleton no

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Roll adventure time

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My tru calling in life is to ruin group chats

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Ted from "chopped" isn't a real person

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Oh god I recognize like every cop in my precinct! Why do they all eat so much Japanese food???

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I'm just trying to look at twitter and cops keep trying to make small talk with me

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I like playing jazz over the speakers at work and then making fun of all the customers for being nerds who listen to jazz

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Live your life as if the judges from "chopped" are going to critique you every 20 min. Ya know, like a living hell!!!

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Punch me swiftly

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@jojo_quinn69 I don't remember this

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I wasn't on twitter when I thought "jornts" was a funny word and I can't even remember in what context I found it funny #lostcomedy

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Poetry = hot bird

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"Would you eat a worm, or is that not vegan?"

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Woke up today wanting to play the soprano sax. What have I become?