Vicky Metcalf

Dizzy new Mum. One time CEO turned @lancastermanage careers coach & @motive8vc Trustee - SAFC sufferer - stargazer - handbag hoarder.

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

@JustMeTurtle Can I say that even in 'peace times' seeing the bin lorry is the highlight of my little boy's week. He always gets a high five and thumbs up from your counterparts in @KirkleesCouncil. So on behalf of parents grateful in good times and in bad - thank you!!

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

Yes please!

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

@Ellie_Tytler Keep them coming... it's the best antidote to Armageddon.

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

@Motive8vc... feel free to press the 'bugger off button' any time. Here for whatever you need x

[Debra Allcock Tyler @DebAllcockTyler]

TRUSTEES - you can help your charities by not panicking & demanding loads of extra info & updates just to allay your fears. Rather- ask them what do they need from you in order to help them through this & how can you make their lives easier so they can focus on the priorities.

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

Perfect... and rather reassuring to know that not much about our politicians has changed since this was broadcast!

[Jonathan Fogerty @foggy73]

I just love this clip & so perfect to sum up current events..! #cornoravirusuk

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

Perfect... and rather reassuring to know that not much about our politicians has changed since this was broadcast!

[Jonathan Fogerty @foggy73]

I just love this clip & so perfect to sum up current events..! #cornoravirusuk

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

And it's tweets like this that will see us through this crisis. Thank goodness for Twitter and sarcasm!

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

Well it's the first time I have heard this gag and whoever came up with it, it's the best thing from the pandemic so far.

[Mike Holden @MikeHolden42]

In light of recent of panic buying UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max.

Tesco: 1 Hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls & 2kg rice.

Co-op: 12 rolls toilet paper, 1Kg rice.

Aldi: 2 Trumpets, 1 diving suit & a MIG welder.

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

@Ellie_Tytler Oi, you are bigger and better than this! You know it will be filtered. You know that one split second in time doesn't represent that girl's life and that you are not defined by how you look. You are a 3D, kind, generous, intelligent person, not a flat screen image. Buck up! X

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

@SwallowsBarn @Sharlene_Gandhi Biblical times... best find a confessional pronto.

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

@Adam78Mitchell How dare you Sir... 😂😂😂😂

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

@Sharlene_Gandhi Storms, flooding, bushfires, disease... the locusts will be along shortly

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

Anyone else missing the Brexit days? #coronavirus

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

Hell yeah

[BBC Two @BBCTwo]

The only message you need for #InternationalWomensDay... 👊

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

@SwallowsBarn Hmmmm digger driver, school caretaker, fireman maybe. Poet? Not so much 😂

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

Ah. Maze. Ing. Forget all the current woes, all I can think about now is how much I want a crunchy, minty, choc biscuit. Not an orange one.

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

Surely @TheMalonesGB Dave is everyone's favourite member of the @C4Gogglebox cast?

[C4 Gogglebox @C4Gogglebox]

When Dave doesn’t like the shirt… @TheMalonesGB #FirstDates #Gogglebox

[Vicky Metcalf @VictoriaMet]

@HJAllison Just remember that you are one of them 😘