Victoria Parnis

I just sip the sizzurp

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@RKELLAS I’ve been saying this for years one of my pet peeves

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I like Sophie but she talks like she’s just come round from general anaesthetic #LoveIslandAllStars

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@HMRCcustomers hi I have not been given the sum I owe for tax year return ending April 23 I’m try to pay online but it’s giving me a random figure and says it’s overdue when it’s not and I can’t get through to anyone online

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Turns out after a short blip of thinking she wasn’t annoying anymore I can confirm Georgia S is in fact more annoying than ever #LoveIslandAllStars

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@Dyson been on hold for over an hour my 8 month old hairdryer is broken not working at all after troubleshooting and clearing filter and no one’s helping me after countless whatsapp conversations

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@clayballardo @cineworld Omg no way I couldn’t cope I wanted to walk out why didn’t they move the screen was it screen 14

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@cineworld I have just sat for two hours in a packed cinema in Wandsworth London in boiling heat AC definitely not working , totally unacceptable and uncomfortable been waiting to see barbie for weeks and totally ruined everything, should have been moved to a different screen

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@NoContextBrits A lumi spa

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@hannah_durcan @ceenxx What the fuck disgusting

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@Shaun10Brown Genuinely need to know the model number as in the market for a new one

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Tommy Lee Royce is gonna get merked up #HappyValleyFinale

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I truly think I’m Martin Lewis when I don’t order a take away

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Not me actually eating the food I have in the house to save money

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Not my mum telling me to take a compass to my next house viewing to check whether it’s south facing

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Kai the SHEIN Rio Ferdinand #LoveIsland

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He grabbed me by the collar, ripping my necklace

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Soft launch into the diet this week

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@_DHOTYA @oliver_lad

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I’m losing my mind over this kitten’s mustache that makes him look like he has buck teeth