Victoria Wachaga

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[JESS? @Zuere]

Susan baby, do you know a William?

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

The story of a president who built a stadium but filled two cemeteries

The number of people killed by this regime can fill two cemeteries

Na bado kuna watu wanatumbia "forget about the deaths, hamuoni stadium"

Clowns 🤡 WANTAM ☝🏽

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

[SifunaForces @ZoumaGhostsCFC]

When you're in a kissing ass competition and your opponents are mwafrika, mwakideu, butita and jagero

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Mimi ndio serikali

Sasa unaona kukosa akili inafanya hata hujui power belongs to the people

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hio kujenga a church on top of kiambaa ruins, by the wife of a culprit, is the worst thing nmeona hii app Leo.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

In the next few months, you are going to witness your favorite “influencers” pieces of shit rather, completely collaborate with evil. They will gaslight you with all manner of excuses. They will try to convince you to give this government a chance. They will even rub it in your face.
Because they have to work for the money.

But no matter how hard it gets, don’t forget the truth. Don’t forget all the dynasties have ever done is guard their resources. Don’t forget the hustler just used that narrative to get your votes.
Don’t forget that as your parents retire, their parents are getting luxurious jobs. Don’t forget how much of a mess our education system is.
Don’t forget how much of a mess our healthcare system is. Please don’t forget the ones who walked so you can run.

This is the era of homeguards and real fighters.
No matter how much they tell you to sell your soul, don’t do it. You deserve to sleep better at night knowing you are not a sellout.

This too shall pass✌🏾
Also, yes, I said pieces of shit

[Tim Wafula @setanindeta]

There will be signs.

[Neli M 🇸🇿🇿🇦 @NellyM_0]

As someone who has lost a parent. I don’t remember calling my friends one by one to talk them. The friend who stays close to my house heard the news and told all my other friends.
Can’t be nursing friends’ feelings while grieving the loss of a parent.

[Rehauhetswe Mofokeng @itsRelo]

And it’s okay because you know what ? When table turns you will understand. Funerals don’t require an invite.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Sawa Jordin Sparks.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

“men are the providers” is crazy because most of us wouldn’t be alive if our mothers didn’t provide for us

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Tukiwaambia kuiba elections Kenya sahii ni almost impossible mnaanza kutupea wild theories, 2027 kila mtu akue na kadi yake ready. 8am Ruto atakuwa kamiti

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Unanunulia watu Boat, unawapea Gas, Mattress na Viatu.

Unaskumia 2k per alafu siku ya voting unawatumia 500 Bob ya Transport ndo wakupee kura alafu wanakurushia kidole cha kati

[Mon🐉🖤 @Xuemeowng_]

Vamos hermosa
Apúrate

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

They never died in vain

They paid the altimate price for our liberation

Their blood soaked for a new Kenya to emerge

It will

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Never thought I would live to see a whole president crushing out on twitter typing like a highschool teenager. Nikama dawa imepenya hadi kwa haga buana.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

A Kenyan has gone to the President's account and commented, "Mungu kubali hii sadaka hata kama si nono" and I now believe the saying that "Fear anyone who doesn't fear Kenyans." Khabusie!