T. Green

Sometimes it feels like war, but know I ain't your enemy...

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

@emilygrn Throwback to when we thought it was bunnies but it was actually Brutus

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

He pretends to be scared of everything and pretends to be hurts for more snugs

[anxious goblin girl @trasheqanon]

Do you have a fucking death wish???

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

@emilygrn 🤨

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

We’re at @emilygrn college gradation and there is another Victoria Rose and my grandfather, very loudly, goes “What the Hell thats your name” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

@emilygrn Dad on the phone today: “lost two kids, gaining one back and somehow I got the dog out of the deal” haha I’m dead he pretends that he doesn’t love him😂

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

@emilygrn Deej is on the verge of a breakdown bring the beer

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

“Mom I got an F on my test”
M: “Um what?”
“April Fool’s I got a D”
M: “uuh pretty sure that’s not much better” #Overheard

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

Update the end of season two has him in shambles... I can’t wait for season 6 and 11 to hit him like a freight train

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

Dylan just agreed to start Grey’a anatomy over with me. I can’t wait to ruin his emotional stability

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

This is everything ❤️

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

Adults acting like children are my favorite

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

Dylan just agreed to start Grey’a anatomy over with me. I can’t wait to ruin his emotional stability

[Jack @jacktattywills]

“Don’t wind the dog up”

Me:

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

Me staring at a black screen after I repeatedly ignored low battery warnings....

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

We went through 1000 pieces of candy in under an hour for merchant trick or Treat in GC....

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

@emilygrn Wow thanks now the whole world knows a potato😂

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

Love getting “want some good tea” texts from @emilygrn those are the best

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

Can someone cancel today that would be great

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

Me: Are you paid weekly or biweekly
Dad: Every weekly

[T. Green @Victoria_G_Rose]

A man was yelling at his wife today over if the 7.5 fit better than the 8 bc he wanted her to have small feet. And then proceeded to argue with me about the total. Like pay the 67.17 and get out. Both pair were 70% off and then you had an additional 20% off. Just leave please