Dr. Shark

PhD Victorian lit & queer theory w half a foot back in the academic door; just being myself: geek, dogs, inclusive feminism, etc. She/her.

[Dr. Shark @VictorianSharK]

Fyi I have claimed my @victorianshark handle on the elephant app and am waiting in line to claim it on the other one. I’m also on Tumblr, DM me for my handle there, where I mostly reblog fandom trash 😁

[Dr. Shark @VictorianSharK]

“Oh great you have a ticket that’s flexible, just get on the next train” isn’t the flex you think it is, @Amtrak It’s your fault (train arrived late) I missed my connection and now I’ll also miss dinner at home with my family. Sigh.

[Dr. Shark @VictorianSharK]

.@LandsEnd why are the models in your plus catalogue not plus sized…? Lazy marketing. Hire better people.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

you there, boy! what microblogging app is this?

[Molly McKew @MollyMcKew]

Fwiw we all know that this platform is about to melt thru the crust of the earth, and that all meta products were designed & built to be enormous data vacuums —

but y’all would have to f*cking batsh*t out of your godd*mn marbles to install the “Threads” app on any of your sh*t

[Dr. Shark @VictorianSharK]

I’m most active on instantgram actually but I keep my personal acct locked down. Feel free to find my public twopondpottery account.

[Dr. Shark @VictorianSharK]

Fyi I have claimed my @victorianshark handle on the elephant app and am waiting in line to claim it on the other one. I’m also on Tumblr, DM me for my handle there, where I mostly reblog fandom trash 😁

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Twitter has been sent to Lake Laogai.

[Dr. Shark @VictorianSharK]

@nlmtys I had really great discussion about war and military enrollment around Jessie Pope’s “The Call” vs. Owen Wilson’s “Dulce et Decorum Est”

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman]

As long as you're blaming a woman and a Black man, maybe you ought to also blame all the white progressive men who just couldn't sully their pure angel wings by voting for that "unlikable" nasty woman in 2016.

[Dr. Shark @VictorianSharK]

@sapiotextual Do you have an extra invite?

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

that dude limited views on a website he's trying to sell advertisements on. don't ever tell me he's a business genius ever again.

[Stuart Schrader @stschrader1]

Currently reading my colleague’s rigorous study that finds that underground guerrilla cells are more resilient against state repression than traditional left organizations embedded in civil-society networks.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

34 percent of Harvard students are white. 43 percent of those students are either legacies, children of faculty, kin of donors or a recruited athlete. 75 percent of them would not have gotten in if not for special status (National Bureau of Economic Research).

But when in doubt, blame the Black people!

[🌈The Where True Love is Movement 🏳️‍⚧️ @WhereTrueLoveIs]

#signoftheday #SupremeCourtDecision

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

june was supposed to be Pride but it ended up being Prejudice 😭

[Dr. Shark @VictorianSharK]

@KochinaRude Yep, I have plans to get mine covered up.

[Tera Hunter @TeraWHunter]

@Ebonyteach Meritocracy goes out the window when Black folks win and White folks lose. Rinse and repeat.