Albanian Cake

Unrepentant Shitposter, I take no stand on anything, as stands are for guitars. If you are offended, leave.

[Albanian Cake @VictoryForCake]

@klarusboy @chetkelly69 @ThirdParty @ThirdParty without slop hour and call ins we no longer have enough censorship work, you are taking food out of our mouths Dave.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨

A truly great American musician, Ozzie “The Wizard” Osborne, has passed away. But what life it was. As the front man for Aerosmith, Osborne had the most #1 hit albums in the 1980s and then went on to star in “Family Jewels,” one of the most beloved reality TV shows. He is survived by his brother Tom

Dream On, old friend. Dream on indeed

[Albanian Cake @VictoryForCake]

@DennySponheim1 This would not happen if the Roof Koreans came back.

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@chetkelly69 Why is Tubbs in whiteface?.

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@klarusboy Chew it occasionally when I get the craving for a gay cigarette name.

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@fbiBrad @klarusboy @BowTiedGrandma I can neither confirm nor deny, however, the friend who asked is noted for chicanery in messing up tesco toilets.

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@klarusboy @fbiBrad @BowTiedGrandma Is this compatible with peeing in the shower, asking for a friend.

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@elonmusk It seems by criticising retarded shit, you eventually start spouting it yourself.

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@Absolunar I see one razor for balls, one for facial hair, and one for your head.

Also proraso makes your balls have a nice aftersmell.

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@chetkelly69 I didn't know there was a cabinet position for making mediocre chili.

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With AI, we have reached a new threshold of shitposting , thank you grok.

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@Absolunar Will you get oily shits for a week with this?, looks good though.

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@Absolunar Happy Birthday, I hope you get the woman of your dreams to jack you off in the homedepot parking lot, while buying materials for home renovation.

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The Albanian Science ministry is trying to identify this young man who is believed to be the originator and Patient Zero for a super Botulism outbreak in the early 1980's. If you know this man please contact the relevant authorities.

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I like Jewish people, I have no problem with Jewish people - David Jon Sponheim (presidential candidate). Americas Third Party.

The Jews are in control of global finances and you are shills for their agenda - David Jon Sponheim (presidential candidate). Americas Third Party.

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@JaccoZed I hope you have a helmet amongst all your hats.

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I've sent my friend a video game every birthday for the last 6 years, and he never plays any of them, this deeply hurts me.

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@LosSquare Have you tried being polite and responding when people are concerned about you @LosSquare

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@Absolunar My favourite part of that episode was when Tony jizzed into the radiator because the therapist pissed him off.

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@Absolunar Is that why there is white stuff inbetween them?.