Joshua Thomas

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

Net stop wuauserv
Net stop cryptSvc
Net stop bits
Net stop msiserver

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

#XboxDunePartTwoSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Straight from Arrakis – it's the world's first floating controller 🏜🎮

Follow and RT with #XboxDunePartTwoSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom #DuneMovie Xbox Series S package.

Ages 18+. Ends 03/25/24. Rules: https://t.co/k3fy3zYomn

Watch #‌DuneMovie only in theaters March 1.

[XBOX @XBOX]

Straight from Arrakis – it's the world's first floating controller 🏜🎮

Follow and RT with #XboxDunePartTwoSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom #DuneMovie Xbox Series S package.

Ages 18+. Ends 03/25/24. Rules: https://t.co/k3fy3zYomn

Watch #‌DuneMovie only in theaters March 1.

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

I’m on BluSky now same handle

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

* Buffalo Wild Wings*

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Listening to a dude red pill yelling about how to raise a boy at a bww. Then relenting that he isn’t allowed to interact with his own son so he can properly abuse him to turn him into a tough dude. Is just like….. WOW

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

One time I asked the dmv associate if we could redo my picture and they just straight up said no lol

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

This is Kim Kardashian taking her driver’s license photo.

Women really idolise her?

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

@golgariguy Halana and Alena, Partners

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So turns out the automated text messages resolve to a real number 😂

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@Kesswylie Some of us are a little too traumatized from previous experiences with this guy.

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

@PhaceTV @PleasantKenobi Admittedly Tunnel vision is probably my favorite pet card to put in every blue deck but I never thought about setting it up with a bottom effect. I usually just call sol ring and see how deep it goes lol

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

If your family has more than two children cut their hair at home. Stop taking all the seats at the barbershop they don’t need a professional 🙄

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

Just realized every time they announce a new worlds oldest dog that means the previous worlds oldest dog just died

[NPR @NPR]

a very good old boy https://t.co/vJeVdDgt7Y

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

Always nice seeing the free-market really ‘do it’s thing’ by giving you a 17% discount on your deregulated electricity coupled with semi-annual rolling blackouts and an increase in energy related carbon dioxide emissions

[CNN @CNN]

The deadly ice storm that's crippling much of the South left more than 200,000 Texans without power in the frigid cold temperatures https://t.co/XLk5JvrEcb

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

This is just a worse version of airbud

[dell hooks @TheFineFeminine]

Not the 💭 grandma got bad vibes 😭😂

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

Me: *goes to bar in order to ‘socialize’*
Also me: “god this guy never shuts up”

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@A_dmg04 Thanks for everything, @A_dmg04 truly one of Destiny’s great unsung heroes. You’ll be missed, but I’m sure I’m not the only one looking forward to hearing about your next great adventure. Wishing you prosperity and success in your new endeavors.

[Joshua Thomas @VictoryLapse]

Okay no lie it’s pretty legit imo

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@cinnamontoastk Floored by how down to earth this setup is.

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God I wish the other liberals would just come out to a bar again

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@destiny_thememe