One of my favorite parts of Eltingville is how miserable all the kids are. Their fandom crap just pisses em off all the time, they don’t even like half the stuff they engage with, but they keep going at it because it’s identity. What the hell are they otherwise?
Today is a WONDERful day outside except I have ALLERGIES so FUCK YOU I’m gonna read Eltingville Club again aka Staten Island’s greatest cultural export
I've been a Halo fan for 24 years and this is by far the single dumbest opinion that has ever been expressed about the Halo franchise in the history of the internet
If I shot myself in the head with a needler I still wouldn't have lost as many brains cells as I did reading this