Jesse

Writer, producer, teacher, Llama Wrangler.

[Jesse @VigMusic]

“I’ve seen you kick his ass before, but he’s got a laser now.” - Line of the movie. #MortalKombat

[Shaun Davis @LakeShow]

@jonathanvswan

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Gul Dukat @realGulDukat]

Something how Dr. Bashir is revered by the Lame Stream Subspace as such a great professional, having done, they say, such an incredible job, yet he works for me and the Dukat Administration, and I am in no way given any credit for my work. Gee, could this just be more Fake News?

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@nub This is the answer to every conspiracy theory: people are terrible at keeping secrets.

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@nub You may enjoy this podcast: Two guys bitching about Christmas. https://t.co/ffAI0LwnRg

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@1jcmaxwell @still_cgm I think he meant Scottish. Give him a break, he’s got hurt feelings and wants you to feel his pain.

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@1jcmaxwell Shit! That’s quite an enviable list. The real question this brings up is, if Frank Sinatra and Tom Waits had a love child, what would his voice sound like?

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@1jcmaxwell They have the plant, but we have the Power.

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@1jcmaxwell @dotscotregistry Wow, congrats Jim!

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@1jcmaxwell ....Baby Yoda and IG-88?? I’m not a lawyer but I will gleefully represent you in a frivolous lawsuit if you’re down.

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@realDonaldTrump HALL & OATES!

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@realDonaldTrump Really grasping at straws at this point. “Why doesn’t congress do something about all this rock music!?”

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This is art. https://t.co/ZPJxHu20TV

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@nub And so we did. And so it was.

[Jesse @VigMusic]

#StarWarsTheRiseofSkywalker⁠ ⁠ is like watching @jjabrams having a 5-hour panic attack in fast-forward. @nub

[Jesse @VigMusic]

I see Disney didn’t take my advice to pretend TLJ didn’t happen, start the new film at the Rey/Luke saber handoff and retitle the film “Episode 8.1” #RiseofSkywalker #StarWars

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@1jcmaxwell They didn’t take my advise to just pretend TLJ never happened, start this film with Rey handing the lightsaber to Luke, and retitle it Episode 8.1.

[Jesse @VigMusic]

@OlliOrimaa @angelbyshaggy @anttiholma He didn’t explain it. He repeated what it’s called. ”a circle is essentially, like, a shape, which is circular. “