Asked the eldest how his 2nd day in college was. "Not gonna lie Mum it was piss hard. The navy came in and beasted us in this heat"
Well done for surviving *laughs in 72 hours of slow labour*
Me picking the 5 yr old up from after school club: what did you do in school today?
"Nothing. Don't remember"
5 yr old at bed time "well first we did the register" and then l get a minute by minute breakdown of the day. Keep sharing cos l love it