Vikki

Tired. Always tired

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Homosexuality is not a choice, but homophobia is.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It's important to remember that many of you are still stupid.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I can’t believe people are comparing Trump to Satan.  Yes, he’s evil, but he’s certainly not as evil as Trump.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Don.
It’s God.
You’re fired.
@realDonaldTrump

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

There is no past.
There is no future.
There is only this moment.
And now it's gone.
Fuck.

[Vikki @VikkiSkillen]

@jamesandbobltd ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

The top three towels did not spark joy, and must be unceremoniously discarded.

[Vikki @VikkiSkillen]

The Man, The Legend Donald Trump 😂

[CBS News @CBSNews]

President Trump: "Did you know I was number one on Facebook? I just found out I’m number one on Facebook. I thought that was very nice, for whatever it means." https://t.co/CCmRRA6993

[Vikki @VikkiSkillen]

#TheBeardIsComingOff

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Only retweeting this can save you now.

[John Lewis & Partners @JohnLewisRetail]

It’s a pleasure to introduce our loveable friend #ExcitableEdgar @Waitrose

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck this shit.

Retweet if you agree.

[Vikki @VikkiSkillen]

@SolarStreams

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweeting this just might be the best decision you’ll ever make.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

THE FIVE STAGES OF CLIMATE CHANGE

1. Denial
2. Guilt
3. Depression
4. Acceptance
5. Drowning

[Vikki @VikkiSkillen]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you follow Me, could you please retweet this? I'm trying to call Twitter's attention to My broken follower count without resorting to striking their headquarters with lightning.

Which I still may do anyway.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

There is no past.
There is no future.
There is only this moment.
And now it’s gone.
Nice. Nice job.