Victor Meldrew

I don't believe it! Not worth following.

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@ChrisWa79542111 In the old days that would have been the DCI you bumped into.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Seriously? You’d seriously go there?

On your watch we have:

🔹40k too few nurses, 11k too few doctors.

🔹1 in 5 cancer patients waiting >2 months for urgent treatment.

🔹Patients dying on trolleys in corridors.

Don’t you *dare* send us birthday wishes. You’re destroying us😔

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@Trump_ton @drdavidbull Who wants to be the best in that pissing contest? 😳

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@Gary_Bainbridge Gel will help more than cream or plasters

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@Trump_ton @drdavidbull We did that too

[COPS @UK_COPS]

Remembering DC Tim Burton, Leicestershire Constabulary, who died on this day in 2001 after his patrol car was involved in an RTC.

[Thom Hetherington @ThomHetheringto]

.@WeAreJustUK, please could you explain why you haven't paid my brother's life insurance policy more than FIVE WEEKS after receiving all the documents? And why your team have consistently lied to us about the progress and status of the claim? He's dead. It's pretty cut and dried.

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@JuliaHB1 Hung by her own petard

[Mike @mstefan]

So, where do you think we are right now?

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@tnewtondunn Well earned

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@ThePoke Don’t forget to text abue to a female MP too!

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@Bisley98 @imrichardmorris FFS get real

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@ronanlyons @daraobriain Bring back Spitting Image. The country needs it more than ever #licencetoprintmoney

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I would really appreciate it if you could take the time to sign this petition and help the efforts to bring Nazanin home. Every signature matters. Thank you so much.

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@NickyAACampbell Amen brother I have walked in your shoes

[Mary Aspinall-Miles @MAMBarLife]

In all the pomp and circumstance, a human touch ❤️

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@prodnose Welcome back 👍

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@piersmorgan Moron. Change back to what we have now will be impossible. Mr Thicky is back in town.

[Victor Meldrew @Viktor_Meldrew]

@piersmorgan Do two wrongs make a right? Your argument doesn’t suggest BoJo prosecution is wrong, merely that we need more courts for dodgy MPs #whoknew?