David Villafuerte

[Ankur @AnkurMessi_]

F*ck it, here’s all of the World Cup 2022 matches that Lionel Messi and Argentina won.

A Thread:

[J. @jay1009_]

I think we can all agree that ...
Ecuadorian ceviche >>>> Peruvian ceviche

[David Villafuerte @Villa_Davidd]

@JessicaV16 👵🏼 ❤️

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

MAGA when they heard spanish at the inauguration...

[melon 🍉 @Meloniturralde]

Trump is doing more to stop ballots than he did to stop Covid

[Tren Setter @Just__C]

Twitter: Nevada has to hurry tf up!

Nevada:

[Nadeem Ahmed @Muqadaam]

Donald Trump supporters really are dumb

#TrumpvsBiden #Elections2020

[TIM HERNÁNDEZ @_timhernandez]

The Trump taxes thing upsets me because there are UNDOCUMENTED, IMMIGRANT workers who pay MORE in TAXES for services they CAN’T USE (healthcare, welfare, etc) than a xenophobic PRESIDENT who was elected by Americans who believe that immigrants are the ones who don’t pay taxes.

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

A picture says a thousand words

[Dark Tesla aka Steve Scrub @Dark_Tesla]

“Wow. Cops killed a black man. Look at this video, he was begging for his life and they were laughing."

"That's terrible. But fortunately, they can be prosecuted for murder.

"Oh, my. You're new to America, aren't you? The prosecutor will decline to indict."

"What? Why?"

[Jay 🇪🇨 @JayRivasss]

In Ecuador we don’t say “ bro pay attention “ we say “ Pana ponte pilas chucha “ and I think that’s beautiful

[David Villafuerte @Villa_Davidd]

@JessicaV16 You’re supposed to be working... lol

[beto @betogonzalez__]

“Ay comida en la casa” mentality all year long.

[Khairy Creek @KhairyCreek]

Me explaining to my girl that if she shuts up and actually pays attention to the movie

Then she can figure out what’s going on instead of asking me so many questions https://t.co/xpxn9pLPHY

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

My toxic trait is I always overpack no matter where I’m going and for how long. Doesn’t matter I will 100% pack way too much

[David Villafuerte @Villa_Davidd]

Best players to ever play the game 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

Cristiano Ronaldo is missing more games than he ever has done in his career. Lionel Messi is picking up more injuries than he ever has done in his career. Ladies and gentlemen, it is slowly coming to an end. Stop the bickering, stop the debates. Just enjoy these final years…

[mose @bosemergmann]

nobody:

me the second I sit down at a Mexican restaurant: