Alex The Lion

“Don’t look down on someone unless your willing to extend your hand and help them up.” You should be able to tell which tweets are meant to be taken seriously

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Niggas In Paris but the beat is Toxic

[Larry July @LL_CJay]

Nigga want hamburger leader

[retard girl @freewavebitch]

Being schizophrenic but the only voices you hear are migos adlibs

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

People in Seattle thought they had spotted a chupacabra, only to discover it was a raccoon suffering from a rare congenital condition. His name is Jimothy

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age

[Midwest Dexter Morgan @guccigroceries]

Yall are too young for this one

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Alfie @alfie_t8]

I don’t even want this level of realism in real life

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

One of the most real things I've ever heard came from an ex-pimp from my old neighborhood:

"All that (manosphere) Top G shit ain't how you get women. It's how you get HOES! You ask these nig*as to think of they dream wife, and it's a top-dollar escort with her Birkin. Yo' (girl), with the guns and cats, would laugh at that shit."

Don't love every label there, but pretty much.

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[вlαnc @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.

The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex.

In theaters later this year.

[Isabella // star wars fangirl maxxing ✨ @isabellaamidala]

Anakin’s dialogue isn’t poorly written or poorly delivered. He’s an emotionally stunted, traumatized child soldier raised in an order that taught him to suppress his emotions instead of process them. Of course he’s awkward, intense, and bad at talking to girls.

His cadence and tone foreshadow Darth Vader with the same stiffness, intensity, and unnerving quality. He’s just not actually intimidating yet so people hated him.

Also not sure why people expected one of the most horrific villains in cinematic history to be a cool likable guy growing up lmfao