Michael Caputo

Mommy’s little monster 🌈

[Michael Caputo @VillageDisc0unt]

Wait, has lana del rey been jonBenét ramsey the whole time?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

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Damn eleven really died in that fuck ass wetsuit huh?

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I’m convinced the @jonasbrothers absolutely hate each other.

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white people love panic! At the disco

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Straight men love saying “hey pooch” when they say hi to my dog.

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I should stop asking people if they accept klarna on Facebook marketplace

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I can’t believe NONE of you wished me a happy conclave.

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No

[David Archuleta @DavidArchie]

text me :) [phone]

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@showmetomerache @sedderaside THIS SENT MEEEEE

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White lotus is equivalent to anime. 7 episodes of slow exposition to have an action packed 8th episode only to answer the 7 slow episodes questions

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When Pedro do this?

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

demonstration of Pascal's principle

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And my self-worth's at an all time low

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“I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like stealin those lil sample spoons from ice cream shops so later I can have a small treat but It feels like a big treat.”

[Michael Caputo @VillageDisc0unt]

“I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like stealin those lil sample spoons from ice cream shops so later I can have a small treat but It feels like a big treat.”

[Michael Caputo @VillageDisc0unt]

Ugh fine I’ll take It

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Rihanna has recorded new original music for the ‘Smurfs Movie’ soundtrack.

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keither sutherland

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

Who do you think that should play Amy in ‘SONIC 4’?

[Michael Caputo @VillageDisc0unt]

@kellyclarkson stop being selfish and drop a cover album for the girls in blue

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I can’t stop thinking about how bad the movie queer was.

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Nah fam thats timothee chalamet

[Pop Base @PopBase]

NYPD has released photos of the alleged gunman who killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson.

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Happy national tight ends day