Stan de Ville

Having been an evil presence on Facebook for many years, Mr de Ville took an enforced break from 2013 until now, where he spreads evil on Twitter instead.

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

There is so much in life for people to feel good about that it really gets me down.

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

@anthony_mcgowan You slaughter a family as they sleep. Get taken in by the cops for interview. They give you a cup of tea with too much milk in it. Crappy end to a good day.

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

Isn't it devilishly annoying when people point out errors in your book, such as your putting two 'l's in 'Jimmy Savile' and having the 'n' of fish 'n' chips appear in single quotes rather than with two apostrophes? Shit like that, @gracedent? It'd certainly piss me off. #Hungry

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

@mooseandmouse @jonesgarethp The one with the train going through Peter Gabriel's ears.

https://t.co/PuWcNC9nQj

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

Kirsty Allsop? Is that the residue in the bottom of a bucket after the landlord's flushed out the beer barrels?

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

Said Nutella to Nigella
'What is your game?
Are you spreading a spread
Of a similar name?
But, regardless or not,
I hope you'll admit
Your brown smeary spread
Looks like a great deal like sh*t.'

Without prejudice. Just love. 😈

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

@jonesgarethp No, but I've had soup straight from the bowl.

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

@jonesgarethp Naamah, Tunrida and Lilith?

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

@mrjamesob If you say 'Project Fear' into a mirror five times, a halibut appears with the face of John Redwood.

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

Why does Johnson wear a mask? So you can't tell he's lying by seeing his lips move.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Scotland would vote to stay part of UK if asked again -PM Johnson https://t.co/mjr4Oix8wC

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

Said Nutella to Nigella
'What is your game?
Are you spreading a spread
Of a similar name?
But, regardless or not,
I hope you'll admit
Your brown smeary spread
Looks like a great deal like sh*t.'

Without prejudice. Just love. 😈

[Philip Ardagh @PhilipArdagh]

First Nigella came for the word "microwave" and we said nothing... #Nigella

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

@jonesgarethp I am pleased to report that, however good a mover he was, Team Devil always has the best tunes.

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

@anthony_mcgowan I beg to suggest that it might have been boring then riveting... boring then riveting... boring then...

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

@insultanas @NotTheLaureate @FredBlunt Forgive my bringing DEATH into it but it's my job.

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

LAST CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY HEART. This year I'm planning on gifting my ruptured spleen. #Whamageddon #whamaggedon

[Caroline Hooton @carolinehooton]

@juliawildsmith @PhilipArdagh @VilleStan That's great! And - just so I know - does it come with a receipt or ...?

[Judith @juliawildsmith]

@carolinehooton @PhilipArdagh @VilleStan

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

Have just had the picture done for this year's family round-robin. This Christmas, everyone will be getting the same from me: a small child without a soul.

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

@anthony_mcgowan @LucyBeck20 @Ryvita I have fond memories of both Ryvita and Swarfega but wouldn't recommend them as a combo.

[Stan de Ville @VilleStan]

@anthony_mcgowan We used to call it a Sylvestian deal after Pope Sylvester II, though his real name was Gerbert. Some claim he played dice with the Boss to get to the Vatican but I can tell you that sister Meridiana used her wily (demonic) women's ways.