Vin Whitman

I was wrong. Everything's going to be just fine.

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

My chapbook "True Stories of the Odd Equinox" is out now. Get it here https://t.co/KYFnveCGTO
Much thanks to AlienBuddha Press and to Red Focks for the cool abstract graffiti on the cover.

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

today's cry-ku #3:
I won't rush
to cry for you
I celebrate your
turning to casket juice
#cryku #altrightfuneral

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

today's cry-ku #2:
Ted Cruz
destroys my mood
how to deal w/ a frozen state?
fly to Cancun
#cryku #thefederalgovwillhandleit

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

today's cry-ku #1:
Lindsey Graham
depressess me
always attaching to the alpha
male of the moment
#cryku #trumpetbutt

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

another Cry-ku:
Despondent enough
to respond 'crikey!'
whenever I pet a bee
VW

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

I'm sad about the Jeopardy kid dying :( :( :(

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

A new Cry-ku:
to be this blue
means you excuse yourself
from the rainbow &
go off on the ocean
for being so pastel
VW

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

Oh I see…it's a little circle that turns blue as you type

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

Okay…so that went well. Twitter is kind of the same, kind of a lot busier. And where's the authoritarian character counter—did that get banned too?

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

Not sure if I remember how to tweet—this is only a test

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

it's been so long since I've retweeted anything. Thrilled to make it KimK

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Remember when I wore 9 Yeezy outfits in one day, but was still unable to disguise my despair?

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

TWITTER!! Hi! Remember me? I remember you! You haven't changed much, except you've gotten so authoritarian. Did all the famous people switch to snapchat? I miss them.

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

What, no tweets from Goth Claudia? I think I'll go see what Facebook's up to...

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

This one's even more retweetable. Just amazed at the eloquence here. https://t.co/pkCqTURHmU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just cannot believe a judge would put our country in such peril. If something happens blame him and court system. People pouring in. Bad!

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

Retweeting Our Prezident because I CAN…damn those pesky COURTS https://t.co/wvJKqvDsG2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have instructed Homeland Security to check people coming into our country VERY CAREFULLY. The courts are making the job very difficult!

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

It's been nice catching up, Twitter. Now I'm going to scroll through some famous peoples' political rants & observations…Take care!

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

Transition's going well—I have a faint 'stache, a scratchy voice, a tiny dick and people call me 'buddy' instead of 'ma'am.' Success.

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

Haven't been here since 1-28-16. And now I have more tweets from Donald Trump than Amanda Palmer. How the times have changed!

[Vin Whitman @VinWhitman]

Welcome me back, Twitter! You've missed me :)

[Andreja Pejic @andrejapejic]

FYI it's not just an inversion, it's not just a cut its a complex construction of a fully functioning organ