Vince Armitage

Management consultant, ex- Divisional Vice President. Tried retirement, vastly over rated.🇬🇧

[Vince Armitage @VinceArmitage]

Latest update on HS2……!!

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@tractorgirly Mainsgill, A66

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@PaulMcGeary By the way… great work on that Mason Mount deal👌how’s the negotiations going with Harry Kane, you getting anywhere? 😂

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@PaulMcGeary Your secrets are safe with me Paul ( and the rest of your followers)👍

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@PaulMcGeary Looks like you’ve been rummaging around the discount section… are they still in date…😂

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@AndrewShute2 To and too….

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@cushelleUK great idea for tubeless toilet rolls, but all those poor kids who will never experience a great pair of binoculars or a pirates telescope or even a space rocket…😂

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..Thank God….

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@CostaCoffee when I heard about the ‘barista’s’ going on strike I panicked….👀 then was told it was ‘barristers’, than God,my regular cappuccino is safe 👌… should have gone to https://t.co/90JJfvykAT 😂😂

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@AndrewShute2 @xXxJ0DIExXx ….hands that judicious….😂

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@AndrewShute2 @BBCNews I much prefer jugglers on the radio……!!

[Jackie Sweeney💙 @JackieSweens]

This van has stolen my sons #Yamaha MT125 motor bike from outside of the Rams Head in #Disley at 5pm today, in broad daylight and in front of witnesses filming them. The bike reg is LG65XCP. Any info welcome.

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@tractorgirly An even comfier dog bed is available at https://t.co/3TdvsNBk8B a special TG deal can be struck I am sure 😂😂

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@AndrewShute2 Good luck Andy…. May the ‘fish’ be with you 👍

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@afneil Threatening more missiles on Kyiv is acceptance that Ukraine sank their flagship…. Unless the crew scuttled it… take your pick

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@GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage Allow me to go after it and I’ll only keep 50%……

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@AndrewShute2 @PaulineCoxy Have your y-fronts blown away or do you leave the clothes pegs on the line ?😂😂

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Proudly manufactured in the UK. Bespoke , quality, upholstered dog beds. https://t.co/N9OhdtRK54

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@JeantheBean1956 @tractorgirly Lake Windermere at dawn through my hotel room window. The hills look like they are on fire and the Union Jack is just about to come to life….

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@CostaCoffee Bacon bap but NO brown sauce…! Come on Costa this is Northern England… ketchup for burgers, brown sauce for bacon…👌