Vince Matteson

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@hannahschramm why are @KristinWirfs and I so damn cool?

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I went back home thinking my mom would want to hang out and chat about life but she would rather watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills....

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@Megannn818 isn't everybody's?

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@OMGtrolls @hannahschramm walking anywhere with you

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I have a habit of finding really good hiding places for things when I am drunk because I can never find them the next day

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@badwoodx @Mjohnsonnn

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@MensHumor @Mjohnsonnn @hannahschramm when you picked me up from bar last term

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@Miguelitoe you're a dick if you hurt a girls feelings on any given day

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When you can't understand the first sentence that your professor says you know it's going to be a rough class

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You know you're drunk when you have too close one eye to text

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@Mjohnsonnn

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Already broke my New Years resolution...ill try again next year

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Amazon Prime is going to put Santa's Reindeer out of business 🎁

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@Mjohnsonnn anything for a 2

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@Mjohnsonnn

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@Mjohnsonnn

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@Mjohnsonnn you would probably loose anyways 😮

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@therealmattcox4 @Kam_Jacobson everyone alive?