Vince

19, 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

I’m an addict??? Naw baby I’m autistic weed is jus my hyperfixation

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“Why’d you give me a vinegar chip 😟 “
“It’s not vinegar it’s dill pickle!”
“EUGHHHHH”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“What do you call your older friends other than cougars??”

“Leopards??”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“It’s not like I don’t eat meat, what do I think is in the chicken nuggets I eat? Processed; tortured chicken.”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“GIVE ME A DICK. GIVE ME A PENIS. PLEASE”

“YES. YES THAT ONE THAT ONE!!”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

@brickandmortar PLEASE ST LOUISSSS

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

I’ve searched everywhere and am coming to terms that @brickandmortar doesn’t make vinyls 😩 please someone prove me wrong I NEED them on vinyl 💔

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“Look she’s ground hoggin”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“I think I smell Amish people..”

“What do you- I SEE HIM”

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

Nothing on Earth roars louder than a floor jack grinding on asphalt.

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“FUCKIN WONDER PETS 🤘”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“First one to say Orr Orr 🦭 doesn’t have to take a shot.”

“ORR ORRR 🦭 🦭 🦭 “

“Stfu you already Orred orred”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“Where do we even build a fire at this time??”
“Hole.”
“The fuck you mean hole??”
“Dig a Hole.”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“Can’t even go ford exploring!! That bitch is lowered!!”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“I’m trying hard to build a fire for this family and the men are thirsty.” *actively collecting firewood*

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“No one was more hateful than those damn furries.”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“How many times this dog been on this bed. BOTH CHEEKS ARE WET.”

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

My kind of charcuterie board! 😍🔥

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“My wisdom tooth needs to come out”

“Hire a hitman, he’ll get it out”

“Hire a hitman??? For a tooth??”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

*trying to talk to the tv remote*

“…hdmi FUCKING 3”

[Vince @VincePrinxe]

“I have asthma”

“Oh, do you need anything? I have green beans”