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[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

After 2027 we all deserve a good vacation, tupunge upepo wa bahari, wale wanapenda wanyama pori waende Maasai Mara, wa pombe na Anasa tunawaachia Nyali yote na Akina Halima kudadake.

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

If I reshare your WhatsApp status without editing the caption, just know you have sense.

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

KRA walisimplify kufile tax returns with that WhatsApp thing
Bot inakufanyia kila kitu within seconds
Wamemaliza career ya watu wa kufile returns for people at a fee

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

hapo kwa kufile nil returns via WhatsApp kra walifikiria....nimefile nil returns zangu na 20 seconds😂😂😭

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

this era, as a man it's either you grow with a supportive woman, or grow alone in peace. PERIOD

[Sugar @_shugah]

Hizi story za AirBnB deaths sijawai skia a babe from Schools like Strathmore, Daystar, USIU or even CUEA, cool kids huwa affordable. Hao bora umewapeleka T Mall, Iced Mint ama Magharibi place

Its our poor sisters in public universities obsessed with the kileleshwa lifestyle,

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Sometimes I wonder wale watu hudinya malaya, do you make them moan "ooh babe" ama wanakuwanga hapo wakimoan "ooh customer, yeah that's the spot customer" ju without the moans huwezi maliza buana.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

I came to realize that no matter how much you love a woman, she will always keep her options open. If she finds someone better than you, she will leave. Becoming emotionally attached to a woman is a death sentence no matter how innocent she seems

[Miss~adhiambo @SharonAdhiamb0]

10 reasons as to why I'm single
1. I beat men
2. Mi ni kichwa ngumu
3. You become fat/ add weight nakuwacha
4. I'm from Homabay
5. I spend too much time on Twitter
6. I'm a bartender
7. I don't reply to dms
8. I'm a Luo
9. Most men assume I'm taken
10. ....

[Mumbus🍒 @RoseDanielsM]

I really need a liver specialist who is the best, kindly retweet my doctor might be on your tl.

Mnisaidie.

[KABABA @GeneralWaitish]

Ruto claiming he has done better economically than Kibaki is enough ground for impeachment.

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

A 26-year-old Kenyan man ran an illegal police station for 6 months before he got caught.

[KABABA @GeneralWaitish]

I think it's time we start icing politicians kids too.
That's the only language they'll understand us.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

We want IEBC.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Have you noticed how suddenly Kindiki is missing?

Farouq slapped prof juzi bana! Kofi ajab hapo state house,

Kithure was protesting arrests especially in his backyard

"Nitawatetea aje na mna abduct their kids?"

Bibi ya Kindiki is on blood pressure Meds,

Si ni mi nawasho!

[KABABA @GeneralWaitish]

Mimi huko Sugoi ile siku

[MaZwangendaba @mamakaCleo]

As long as you are black avoid these countries:
UAE
Kuwait
Oman
Bahrain
Qatar
Saudi Arabia
Cambodia
Lebanon etc
You might think you are safe but their hatred for black people knows no bounds. In their eyes you got no rights and you are already guilty of something

[Fact @Fact]

A "kakistocracy" is a system where the government is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

The ICC’s dismissal of Joshua Arap Sang and his BFF’s case was based on insufficient evidence. It was NOT a declaration of innocence.

I think for the younger people, Boniface might need to do his ‘NEVER AGAIN’ Art exhibit of the photos he took in the height of PEV

NOBODY and I mean NOBODY should be giving that retarded short demon of a man a break after his declaration of war against one of us.

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY,

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President William Ruto has failed to honor his promise to cut the number of government advisors by 50%, adding four more to his council of economic advisors.

This raises doubts about his commitment to reducing the size of government