ANDY🎟

curious about AI 🤖 @LFC

[26 @Eryr_]

A friend who is an experienced international chef with 20 years of experience has told me that no goose in the history of cooking has ever been cooked like the president's goose.

[ANDY🎟 @VincentAndriel]

Algorithm 😂

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Klopp starts Germany reign by threatening to quit https://t.co/YtjtPvZDml

[madjeR @madjer9_]

Mon pote s'est fais trompé par sa meuf, je lui ai conseillé de la quitter.

Aujourd'hui, il a posté « Aucun serpent ne pourra nous séparer. »

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

"She needs to unlock the provider in you" 😂😂😂

[ANDY🎟 @VincentAndriel]

Toroka pombe ikianza kuwa tamu

[Joseph Gitahi @GitahiJcgitahi]

Guka wa Gen Z Mzee Karue has rested.
He came all the way from Chaka to join genz in protests.
May his soul rest in peace.

[ANDY🎟 @VincentAndriel]

@kamauwaruhiu @bostonlord40 😂😂 rustler’s spokesman

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Nobody has ever fit the tourism ministry like najib balala. This guy was born for that job , everytime he talked on national television he looked like he was a tourist too. I remember after the 2008 post election violence he was instrumental in gaining back tourist faith and trust in Kenya .
Same thing with matiangi and the late michuki in the ministry of interior,this guy's fit so well next to police you wouldn't know they were civilians. The only time murkomen fit in was when he was in pokot speaking "against" cattle rustling I was tempted to say he was the rustlers spokesman .
George magoha also looked like a school headmaster may he rip . Meanwhile atwoli looks like he has never worked a day in his life ,he looks like what the son of idi Amin would look like had his father not been exorcised from Uganda.

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

On 20th July 2024,I wrote an article predicting the then HE Deputy President Gacagua will be influential come 2027 - the money or the box metaphor.

2027 elections will use DCP to defend my seat. But remain a link with Linda.

[ANDY🎟 @VincentAndriel]

@HypeTrip @big_business_ 😂😂😂

[TRIP @HypeTrip]

@big_business_ The game coming back to stage after throwing up

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Bachelors after cleaning their room huwa wanajipromise haitawai fika hio situation tena, wiki ikiisha wanaanza kutafuta mahali kitanda iko

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

to the apps that pause my music when i open them, fuck you

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

when the exam is so hard, you look outside and think how lucky birds are

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Job interviews at ministry of interior

[No academic pressure @Hi_Vee]

Hiii

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Alright guys I'm out ... I'll leave the rest to the English media 😭😭😭