Vince Beltrone

Northbound to nowhere | Lighten up while you still can | 📸: vince-beltrone

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

I live for car ride conversations and cheap diner coffee.

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

I come back to Twitter ever 6-8 months to remind myself that it's a subpar form of social media.

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

I made some noise into an iPhone 5 mic and called it a cover.

‘Girl From The North Country (Bob Dylan Cover; The Black Crows Phrasing)’ on #SoundCloud #np https://t.co/NMSpaSJKNm

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

Made guacamole out of some highly suspicious avocados. Patiently waiting for food poisoning to arrive on my doorstep. #Guac

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

I could really go for a whiteout blizzard and a long drive through the backcountry. If home is where the heart is, then I was meant to live in a snow globe 🌨❄
#winter #blizzard

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

Thankful to be so lucky and free ❤

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

The #emoji language barrier between #Androids and #iPhones is one of the greatest tragedies of our time.

[Nerdist @nerdist]

This raccoon got food out of a bird feeder because it's an absolute genius: https://t.co/fTN7CdUOC7

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

[jenny @rahela_11]

Lol @munchkinmarcy

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

Just got witch hazel in my eye. Giving the experience a solid 2/10.

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

Red pepper hummus is probably more addictive than crack.

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

Raccoons are highly underrated animals.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Has Never Seen Horseshoe Crab Before Understandably Freaking The Fuck Out https://t.co/lOK560r9lU

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

Fact: Musk Ox are the best animals of all-time.

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

You can learn almost everything you need to know about a person based on how they treat their servers. Be kind, you grotesquely detached bastards 😂 Life's not about you, even if you think you're paying for it to be.
#waiter #waitress #Bartender #server #triggered #BeKind

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

The importance of exercising your imagination cannot be overestimated. #imagination

[ETHICALLY NON-EXISTENT @FilipinoMaquito]

i only go in public looking like shit

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

Bananas have been the most influential fruit in my life. What's yours? 🍌🍌🍌#fruit #bananas

[Vince Beltrone @VincentBeltrone]

Anyone else into cemetery hopping?