Vincent Colistro

Author of the novels: Human Garbages, an Opera; Vito's Magical Singing Libido; Et cetera, the book; etc.

[Vincent Colistro @VincentColistro]

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@lutherxhughes American Sonnet for My Past and Future Assassin [“Probably twilight makes blackness dangerous”] By Terrance Hayes

https://t.co/7bPwpuORBr

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@amandamull "they don’t speak to the imagination
there are too many of them
the numeral zero at the end
changes them into an abstraction

a subject for meditation:
the arithmetic of compassion"

- Zbigniew Herbert, "Mr. Cogito Reads the Newspaper"

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@PaulVermeersch I haven't seen the ending yet, but I'm gonna go with Planet of the Apes

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@PFTompkins And their live in studio album, the Jeff Sessions

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@ThatEricAlper My name is Paul Blart and I’m the mall cop around here

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@knifeforkbook I'm very late to this, but thank you so much Kirby for reading and posting!

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Vincent Colistro @VincentColistro]

"Only 3 Reese's Butter Cups? Verily I need 4!" said the king. And thus the king size was born.

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Little did they know, the beef was in their hearts all along.

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Reviews of #poetry collections including Late Victorians by @VincentColistro @MtlReviewofBks https://t.co/OqApOfdoeL

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.@VincentColistro, @michaelprior06 & @richardkemick are on a Western Canadian tour. FIrst up, The Lido, Vancouver May 18, 7pm.

[Vincent Colistro @VincentColistro]

You know who was hardest hit by the skinny jeans trend? Pickpockets. They must feel a real nostalgia for the New Metal days.

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Just so you know, @michaelprior06 promised to tell the story of "me, @VincentColistro, and the banana" later. #somysterious #DQeventnight

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Happy to see @michaelprior06 and @VincentColistro on this list. https://t.co/aK0jNG4U9J

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I believe "brunch" is an onomatopoeia of the sound the mouth makes when it bites down on eggs and toast.

[PRISM international (Submissions Open!) @PrismLitMag]

Issue Teaser: "Morning Bells are Ringing" by @ohhijessiejones, 2015 #Poetry Contest… http://t.co/USzqxrETkL

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#preach #truthtopower

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Would it be weird if I got into karate at my age?