How Did I Get Here

European human.

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@rickygervais Haha priorities mate, lets face it, most of us fatties don't waste much at all, most certainly not a milkshake

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It's obvious to me that Jo Brand would never actually throw battery acid on anyone. It's even more obvious that she would never waste any of her fucking milkshake.

[BBC Question Time @bbcquestiontime]

“There seems to be a complete lack of sense of humour and misunderstanding of what she said”

This #bbcqt audience member says Jo Brand’s comments should be viewed within the context of the comedy programme she was on.

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@10DowningStreet @theresa_may You have devastated our nation. Fuck you. And fuck all of your rich mates. You're a pathological liar. 😠

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@theresa_may Lies

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@10DowningStreet @theresa_may @infopresidencia

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@theresa_may @SouthfieldsAcad Liar. You and your evil mates don't give a shit about it.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Pretty grateful for this guy. Happy Father’s Day!

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@theresa_may You've done fuck all to help the people of Grenfell. Your words are empty. As long as you and you're buddies are rich, safe in your ivory towers, then fuck the rest of us. I hope you rot.

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@DavidLammy Get yourself ahead of the game, David. You should be the first black PM. Challenge JC for his position and fight those bastard Tories. Properly.

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@theresa_may @Conservatives I wouldn't trust you to tell me the time while we were looking at the same clock. You're full of shit.

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@kentpoliceroads Don't do it, kids. Leave your phone alone when driving.

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@SkyNews @EstherMcVey1 you'd be better off doing children's telly. Politics is way over your head.

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@CorbynASAP Get back to telly presenting Esther.

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@realDonaldTrump Shut up.

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@guyverhofstadt S. O. S
We can't do this any more. We need the EU. Please stop brexit.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Help us Neil deGrasse Tyson, you're our only hope.

[How Did I Get Here @Vinklepop]

@davidschneider And no one's angry enough. You want your NHS you're going to have to fight to keep it. And by that I don't mean from behind your keyboards. FIGHT. IN EVERY PHYSICAL SENSE. GET FUCKING ANGRY.