Elon Mush

I love paying for sex with my employees! I also have a huge piece of shit kid named XÆA-12

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

I’m so envious of my Twitter followers. What’s it like to be a member of such a small, exclusive club?

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Unlike Donald Trump, Joe Biden is too much of a coward to be seen inside a Hooters.

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

God dammit! I should have never let that sink in. It’s been a disaster ever since. #RIPTwitter

[The Pickup @thepickupdotcom]

if twitter disappears i'll be fine. i have known loss

[Time For Change in the UK. Build Homes and Hope @AlanWolfson]

@jailbaad @kiruti @GeorgeWBushs And didn't even spend the 8 bucks

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

good morning

[Tim Hunter @TheTimHunter]

@JoshuaPHilll

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

@Iamjacobwright @BornAKang I hate it when my camera guy sucks at my most important parts.

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

@bimbomarxistt I pour water on it every day.

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

@bimbomarxistt Have I ever told you about the terrible worthless child I jizzed into existence? I named it XÆ A-12 just to fuck with it! Being a parent is such a joy.

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

I see how this might be confusing. By “it” I mean took a huge shit in my hot tub earlier. I can confirm it came out of my asshole & not OJ Simpson’s asshole. OJ is innocent of making huge sloppy turds in my hot tub.

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

Can you all keep a secret? OJ is innocent. I’m the one who did it.

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

Can you believe I fired 11,000 people at Meta? It made me super wet.

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

@roottulsa yep!

[The Pickup @thepickupdotcom]

the reason they had to take this down? it wasn’t marked as parody

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

@NickAdamsinUSA Bro- you have hooters. Wear a bra in your next video. Those fat titties are way too distracting for this Alpha Male. You had me super turned on.

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

@NickAdamsinUSA This alpha male has a fucking beatiful set of B-cups on him. He’ll fit in great at Hooters.

[Elon Mush @Vinnie_Carbone]

@BugdenSteven @NickAdamsinUSA All fat